The Most Epic National Anthem

[Beirut]

And some completely un-epic ones:
*Canada

We don't need to be "epic". Though some clearly do require an anthemic pedestal of Ben-Hurian bravado to stand upon for national stature's sake... Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!

We're just happy being The True North, with Glowing Hearts, where the booze and the broads are.