You Americans think you have crazies? Sorry, but we Canucks have you beat...

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    Gregoshi said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    If I was trapped on a bus and forced to watch The Legend of Zorro, somebody would be losing their cranium as well.
    Everyone's a critic. Go after the studio heads, Dave.
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    Devastatin Dave said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    Everyone's a critic. Go after the studio heads, Dave.
    There is no need to get a-head of our selves here...
    RIP Tosa
     
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    Crazed Rabbit said:

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    I think you're both becoming severed from reality.

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    Evil_Maniac From Mars said:

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    You three are balanced on the razor's edge with your puns.


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    Hosakawa Tito said:

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    Only one reference to guns & the US (it's ultimately their fault you know), I'm impressed. Psychotic homicidal maniacs are where you find them. Fortunately this one concentrated on his first victim long enough to allow the others to escape, though I imagine there are going to be some nightmares & sleepless nights for those who lived through such a horrible experience.

    Seems like a clear cut case for capital punishment. sorry for the bad pun
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    Moros said:

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    sick story. No wonder it made the headlines
     
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    Mikeus Caesar said:

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    Urgh, i want to cut off some heads myself, the amount of awful puns in this topic...

    Anyway, i do believe the Greeks now have the Canucks beat when it comes to crazies.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7539944.stm

    Quote Originally Posted by BBC News
    The man reportedly beheaded his girlfriend, a teacher in her mid-to-late 20s, in the village of Vourvoulos, close to the island's capital, Thira, and then paraded with the head.

    Speaking on Greek television, the local sub-prefect said the man attacked officers who tried to arrest him and slashed one policeman in the face.

    The man threw the head into a patrol car and then stole a police jeep and tried to get away.

    But after 400m the suspect slammed into a motorbike carrying two female doctors.

    They were thrown into the air and badly hurt.

    The police then opened fire and hit the alleged knifeman five times.
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  8. Moros's Avatar

    Moros said:

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    Now the greeks are out of their heads too!?
     
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    Devastatin Dave said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moros View Post
    Now the greeks are out of their heads too!?
    Sorry, its a no brainer, the Canucks are still a head above the Greeks in crazzies. I'd cut them some slack considering their tax system is a pain in the neck.
    Last edited by Devastatin Dave; 08-05-2008 at 19:24.
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    Viking said:

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    All this punnery is certainly headless.
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    LittleGrizzly said:

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    As a follow up to the Bus Beheader story

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/200...e-3fd0ae9.html

    In the wake of the attack, Greyhound scrapped a billboard ad campaign that extolled the relaxing side of bus travel.
    The ad said: "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage'."



    sorry no puns here... move along...
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    InsaneApache said:

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    "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage'."
    At least it's factually accurate, you can't hear when your heads rolling about on the front seat and your body's sat on the back one.
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    Evil_Maniac From Mars said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    As a follow up to the Bus Beheader story

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/200...e-3fd0ae9.html

    In the wake of the attack, Greyhound scrapped a billboard ad campaign that extolled the relaxing side of bus travel.
    The ad said: "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage'."



    sorry no puns here... move along...
    I saw those ads by Union Station in Toronto. It was one of those complete *facepalm* moments.
     
  14. Moros's Avatar

    Moros said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    Sorry, its a no brainer, the Canucks are still a head above the Greeks in crazzies. I'd cut them some slack considering their tax system is a pain in the neck.
    You're killing me!

    Dead on! The canadians are worse but it's neck and neck if you ask me.
     
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    drone said:

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    Seeing as how the perpetrator is a Chinese immigrant, I don't see how the Canadians can claim nutter-superiority. You guys are just importing cheap wackos, following our lead with the VT shooter. Putting good, honest, home grown wackos out of work. Globalization bad...
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