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    Default Re: Beijing 2008, or: who else isn't watching?

    I've managed to miss all the events so far, even the opening ceremony, so consider it a job well done. Now and again I hear summat on't radio about whining syncro divers but that's about all....

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    The Olympics? I'm enthralled!

    I can't wait until we smash the Yanks at the men's 4 x 100 relay swimming final.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    The Olympics? I'm enthralled!

    I can't wait until we smash the Yanks at the men's 4 x 100 relay swimming final.


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    That was the one where the 1-5th place teams all broke the records, right?

    Oh yeah, tell your countrymen not to brag until it's a sure thing

    I've been watching a lot of the Olympics. It's good entertainment to see quality athletes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    I've managed to miss all the events so far, even the opening ceremony, so consider it a job well done.
    Ditto.
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    There are more of us than I thought.

    Mind if I join you guys around that campfire? Let me tell you the story about Adrian's rowing days at university. It only cost me time and money, buckets of em, I had to puke at the end of practically all our daily training hours and I never won anything. And I had a great time!
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    Haven't watched any of it. Even before I got cynical about the commercialized aspects of the Games, the Summer Olympics never really appealed to me anyway. The Winter Games are more fun to watch, but I don't really care too much about them these days either.

    For grins though, a 2008 Summer Games Humor Item.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    For grins though, a 2008 Summer Games Humor Item.
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    Default Re: Beijing 2008, or: who else isn't watching?

    Count me among the disinterested. I might be distracted if there was reasonable coverage of the fencing, but pretty much everything else leaves me cold.

    I'm much happier spending my time over the next few days blowing tiny birds out of a wet, grey sky.
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    Some of the stories are hilarious though. Anyone else seen the story about the government cheering squads?

    The specially trained cheerleading teams have been kitted out in identical bright yellow t-shirts with Communist-red collars.

    Each 'fan' has been issued with two inflatable red and yellow clapping batons, which co-ordinate with their shirts.

    Sitting together among the foreign tourists who wear an array of clothes, they appear as solid yellow blocks with both their shirts and sticks mirroring the colours of the national flag.

    Bashing the inflated PVC sticks together in a frenzy of national fervour to make a surprisingly loud noise, some of the 'volunteers' even appear to enjoy being 'supporters'.

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    God, what a pathetic show.

    Well, mundus vult decipi..
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    Count me among the disinterested. I might be distracted if there was reasonable coverage of the fencing, but pretty much everything else leaves me cold.
    Would that be the interlocking link or razor wire? Curious minds need satiating.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    I've missed all the events, including the opening, except the paired diving (The Russians ****ed up big time there) but otherwise I've avoided 100%, apparently the British got gold for Cycling (It was raining )

    Unfortunatly, it is to do more with Politics than Sport these days.

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    Well the olympics shows China from its best sides


    The cute little girl whose sweet-voiced rendition of one of China’s favourite revolutionary anthems started off the Olympic opening ceremony performance may not have been all that she seemed. Little Lin Miaoke, it has been revealed, was only lip-synching.

    Officials have now admitted that the voice that rang out through the vast Bird’s Nest stadium was really that of seven-year-old Yang Peiyi, who may have had the voice of an angel but whose crooked teeth made her unsuitable for the opening ceremony's top spot.

    [...]

    Chen Qigang, music director for the ceremony said in an online article: “Little Yang Peiyi’s failure to be selected was mainly because of her appearance, because we were concerned with the interests of the nation.”
    Communism and equality at its best, surely.
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