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    Salve, Gentlemen.

    a Pint of your finest Absinthe, when the bar is open, please.

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    A bottle of your cheapest cider, please.

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    a can of coke please
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

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    So who's the bartender around here;
    "I should like to see any power of the world destroy this race, this small tribe of unimportant people, whose history is ended, whose wars have been fought and lost, whose structures have crumbled, whose literature is unread, whose prayers are no longer answered.... For when two of them meet anywhere in the world, see if they will not create a new Armenia!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karo View Post
    So who's the bartender around here;
    Hooahguy, when someone gets him back.

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    *enters Tavern*
    Hmmm...
    I think we should re-establish our oldest and mot important rule.
    First of, no weapons. No killing, no hurting each other, except mentally of course. And usage of claymores will result in immediate bouncing.

    Now, let´s see if we can get a nice atmosphere in here. Remember, this is the EB Corner, so any supporters of RTR or the like who go here should expect to have their heads smashed against the bar. Yes, the violence rule doesn´t apply towards non-EB fans.

    Now, let´s rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frpqfe2tMxo

    Bartender, 3 rounds on me to celebrate the opening of this great tavern. Wait, we don´t have a bartender? Crap, where´s Hoah when you need him. Well, I´ll just fill in as bartender until Hoah or someone else arrives to take over.
    Orders?
    Last edited by General Appo; 08-18-2008 at 12:41.
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    yes...

    were's mah can of Coky Cola?
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Appo View Post
    Now, let´s rock.
    That is some great stuff

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    Legosoldier, one coke coming right up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tollheit View Post
    That is some great stuff
    ´Course it is, it´s The Only Band That Matters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9eLeZS9OeY

    You a real Clasher? If so, this should make you cry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui95J6mKZCA
    If it doesn´t... well, that´s alright.
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    Okay guys, please do not push this any further. Start your own RS thread if you want one, I really don´t feel like having a war here, but if you want one, you´ll get one. But please, get the **** out of my thread! I ********* own it!
    Last edited by Lemur; 08-18-2008 at 13:48. Reason: Spam, obscenity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Appo View Post
    You a real Clasher?
    No, but their music brings back fond memories of friends, fun, and other things. Plus, I really like them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Appo View Post
    *enters Tavern*
    Hmmm...
    I think we should re-establish our oldest and mot important rule.
    First of, no weapons. No killing, no hurting each other, except mentally of course. And usage of claymores will result in immediate bouncing.

    Now, let´s see if we can get a nice atmosphere in here. Remember, this is the EB Corner, so any supporters of RTR or the like who go here should expect to have their heads smashed against the bar. Yes, the violence rule doesn´t apply towards non-EB fans.

    Now, let´s rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frpqfe2tMxo

    Bartender, 3 rounds on me to celebrate the opening of this great tavern. Wait, we don´t have a bartender? Crap, where´s Hoah when you need him. Well, I´ll just fill in as bartender until Hoah or someone else arrives to take over.
    Orders?
    It is a great honour for me to implant this Pilum in the wall, and lean appo's stupoured body against it.

    All this is now missing is Hooah, and hopefully he'll return!

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    I'mah takin over this 'ere thread in the name of Roma Surrectum!

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    What, all by yourself? Good luck, mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliit Tuhkur View Post
    I'mah takin over this 'ere thread in the name of Roma Surrectum!
    Meh, what the hell? I'm with you!
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
    Quote Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
    Nothing established by violence and maintained by force, nothing that degrades humanity and is based on contempt for human personality, can endure.

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