I think so long as we avoid obscenity, in the true spirit of Beirut, we can talk about this here. If it gets too R-rated we'll punt it to the Backroom. But this is the kingdom of peace and love, after all.

My first experience was with a preacher's daughter. Korean-American beauty, very tall and leggy, long hair, athletic, you get the idea. A wonderful beginning for a likely lad. My only regret is that I was too immature to return certain oral favors as enthusiastically as she deserved.