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    Chalk me up as another one for nope.
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    I wish I had a story like Moros. I'm pretty sure I was at the same festival.

    My first time (and hers) wasn't that enjoyable for the both of us. Actually it was very painful for her eventhough I was very careful. I remember calling it quits after 10 minutes.
    I would've loved to have my first time with somebody more experienced but hey that's live I suppose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach
    Chalk me up as another one for nope.

    Never done it number three.............actually it's pretty unusual here for anyone to do it before wedding......it's a different stories in the big cities, but here, it's still a taboo.


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    Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.
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    Dated this gal my friend and I met over the internet. She was reasonably cute and normal enough, but she went to a Uni about an hour or two away, so it was weekends only pretty much. First time was a bit ackward but it was a good experience for both of us, and good lord did she end up being a superfreak. She was a redhead too. Heh.

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    got adopted as a sex pet by a nympho.

    that wasn't the way it felt at the time, but looking back............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furunculu5 View Post
    got adopted as a sex pet by a nympho.

    that wasn't the way it felt at the time, but looking back............
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    I remember it very well.

    She was twenty-four. The other was twenty-one. I was fourteen and they told me come to their room after class to discuss my essay on the evolving meaning of the word subversity in the works of Foucault. As my teachers, I couldn't disobey them so I duly went. What i didn't expect though, was that the younger teacher of the two was already wearing...

    Or such, at least, was what I once imagined my first time would be like. It wasn't. She was great, lovely girl. But I was nervous and clumsy and the whole thing just didn't do much for me. Quite a dissapointment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FactionHeir View Post
    Explain?
    i was eighteen working in a bar before i started uni, she was a 21 year old student back home for the holidays.

    she basically decided she wanted me as entertainment and i obviously had no objection. so with no intention of a relationship she basically screwed my brains out for the summer, then told me if i wanted more i would have to visit her uni digs.

    i went, and it was an education.

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    my thoughts were, is this it? those damn lying bastards...

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    My Brigade was doing training at Fort Hunter Liggett and at the end of the training our unit let us on pass and bused us down to L.A. for a day. A few squad members and I were vocally expressing our desire to find some tail in the taxi ride from the motel to the mall which prompted the interest of our Vietnamese cab driver. He gave us his number and told us he'd take us to his favorite massage parlor that night.

    Later that evening we called him up and he drove us to the place. The Madame was trying to figure out the age of me and another buddy (both 18) but gave up trying to read the military ID card (the old ones) and let us get girls. Had a Korean girl in her late 20s that didn't seem to understand much English at all. First half hour was just a massage and the second half hour she put the condom on me and got on top. Half hour of somewhat good yet awkward fun, time was up so get dressed, pay her and leave.

    My junk didn't fall off or get weird crap growing on it so I guess it was a success.

    EDIT: I also never got her name...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spmetla View Post
    My Brigade was doing training at Fort Hunter Liggett and at the end of the training our unit let us on pass and bused us down to L.A. for a day. A few squad members and I were vocally expressing our desire to find some tail in the taxi ride from the motel to the mall which prompted the interest of our Vietnamese cab driver. He gave us his number and told us he'd take us to his favorite massage parlor that night.

    Later that evening we called him up and he drove us to the place. The Madame was trying to figure out the age of me and another buddy (both 18) but gave up trying to read the military ID card (the old ones) and let us get girls. Had a Korean girl in her late 20s that didn't seem to understand much English at all. First half hour was just a massage and the second half hour she put the condom on me and got on top. Half hour of somewhat good yet awkward fun, time was up so get dressed, pay her and leave.

    My junk didn't fall off or get weird crap growing on it so I guess it was a success.

    EDIT: I also never got her name...
    Have to say, there's some style in that.

    Also. Another question. How many of us guys secretly wish that it does hurt the first time...?
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    hmmm.....
    mine......
    in a park a few months ago, at around 9:00 pm.....
    we were on a date and then we just found a nice, secluded part of the park, in between the bushes and the waterfall, and went at it. but very awkward though.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.
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    I was still quite young when my first time took place. The girl was the same age then i was. We were both sober and to be honest quite nervous. But after bit of a hazzle, nature took its course. Im 100% sure it was not the best sex either of us have had, but there is something quite beautiful in the innocent insecurity which labeled it, but then the first time is always the first time for each of us.
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    Yeah. Not bad.

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    I had played around a few times before but the real first time was great. She was my brother’s babysitter and a few years older than me but still a teen. She knew what she was doing and I was happy to let her take the lead.
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    Nervous. I didn't have high expectations because I expected the first time would always be awkward, but I wasn't dissapointed at all afterwards. I knew the girl I was with wasn't a virgin, but after I heard more stories about her I was glad I used a condom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.
    Reminds of that one movie...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir View Post
    Freaking brilliant, my man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir View Post
    Reminds of that one movie...


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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    Mith wins the thread!
    I bet KukriKhan is busy right now photoshopping a 'Mith Busters' poster...
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    Mith wins the thread!
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