Why Turtle

[Askthepizzaguy]

What? The taunting from tiny Denmark didn't strike cold fear into your heart? Even when I threatened to obliterate the Sicilian Empire?

You've got nerves of steel, my friend. Few trifle with me and live to tell the tale.


EDIT: Forgot to add the death vikings.

viking

THERE! Now fear me, foolish mortal. I mean, assistant moderator, sir.





Have a daisy.