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    Turtling and Blitzing are related to personality types. Some people eat fast while others take an hour to eat a hot dog. Some micromanage every aspect of the game whilst others automanage everything. Some go to DisneyWorld or on cruises whereas the sane go skiing and backpacking or kayaking or bowling.

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    Merciless Mauler Member TheLastPrivate's Avatar
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    I personally enjoy both, altho naturally a turtle I've had great fun adopting ATPG's guides to my playstyle.

    It's about what YOU enjoy, nothing more.

    Given the EZmode of the singleplayer game even on VH/VH, argueing over which is "superior" or "efficient" is hardly worth the debate.

    It's like debating on why you shoul eat a pizza with your hands or forks. Maybe we should ask ATPG


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    The answer is obvious. You must cook the pizza over a bonfire, fuelled by the carcass of the infidel, you must cut the pizza with your ceremonial assassin's blade, which you just used to kill the Pope, and you must season the pizza with the blood of weeping women and the eyes of little peasant children.

    Then, you have a full-fledged pizza my friends.



    EDIT: Eat the pizza with your blood-soaked hands, of course.
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    Mmmm. Pizza. One of the best pizzas ever was the pepperoni one from Pizza Hut that we reheated in a cardboard oven (box lined with aluminum foil) when we backpacked (a whole mile) into Wheeler Geologic are in Colorado. Now that's one thing that is even better than destroying the Timurids with peasants.

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    I doubt it's possible to defeat the Timurids with peasants,said peasants would run at the sight of the giant pachyderms which they field. On the Blitzing topic, What happens when say, a turkish blitz meets the mongols,as they can be lethal in field battles...

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    I think a really flat-out blitz is supposed to be complete long before the Mongols arrive. Otherwise the expansion is probably slow enough to prepare a defense against the Mongols.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oz_wwjd View Post
    I doubt it's possible to defeat the Timurids with peasants,said peasants would run at the sight of the giant pachyderms which they field. On the Blitzing topic, What happens when say, a turkish blitz meets the mongols,as they can be lethal in field battles...
    The Mongols arrives in the 13th century. A blitz would normally take no more than 60 years to complete, or else it wouldn't be called a blitz.

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