Why Turtle

[Askthepizzaguy]

The answer is obvious. You must cook the pizza over a bonfire, fuelled by the carcass of the infidel, you must cut the pizza with your ceremonial assassin's blade, which you just used to kill the Pope, and you must season the pizza with the blood of weeping women and the eyes of little peasant children.

Then, you have a full-fledged pizza my friends.



EDIT: Eat the pizza with your blood-soaked hands, of course.