Voter writes down the name of the candidate he most favors as dictator.
Voter writes down the name of the party he most prefers.
Both names are converted to numbers using the enigma code. These numbers are jumbled at random and added together.
Voter proceeds to name his favorite flavor of ice-cream. If his original candidate likes the same flavor, one adds 1,000 onto the previous score. If the candidate does not, one deducts 1,000 points. These values are doubled if the voter has a high perception skill. If the candidate does not eat ice cream because he is a vegan, then a Green Party member has somehow got in and a new election must be called.
Resultant number is subsequently divided by fifteen and rounded up to one decimal point.
A +2 die of entanglement is thrown. The outcome is multiplied by the first number of which the voter thought.
Voter chooses a card from the deck. If it is a black card, one deducts 100. If the card is red, one adds 150. If it is a joker, repeat previous step. Threes and nines are wild - four buys another card. If the current Warlord is a Republican, all black cards are removed from deck before play.
This final figure may be skewed by the electoral campaigns, which take the form of a gathering of color-coded, but otherwise identical monkeys flinging [expletive] at each other.
On voting day, voter inputs number into RepubliCom voting machine and collects fuel coupons.
Final tallies are added together for each state, then ignored as the Electoral College decides it with a coin toss.
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