You know you play too much EB when...

[Majd il-Romani]

you make topics like this (guilty)
you randomly out of nowhere shout "SIGNA FERTE!!!!!" when walking around (guilty)
in Geography class, you refer to Egypt as Aigyptos, Cyprus as Kypros, etc.
you feel like doing this when you hear someone talking about ancient Rome
you are shocked when someone doesn't know who Arisone III or Dumnorix was
when you curse at your friend in Ancient Greek, Celtic, Latin and Persian because he won you in a game of snooker (guilty)

[desert]

Arisone III

Ari-who?

[Celtic_Punk]

You know you play too much EB when you watch a battle movie and declare that the losing side could have easily won the battle had you been in command.

[desert]

You're kidding, right?! We were just reading the Three Theban Plays in Classical Literature!
Our teacher has a habit of correcting our pronounciations as well.

"Did you just say Cray-on? It's Cree-on. Did you just say O-edipus? It's Ed-ipus. Did you just say Thee-bees? It's Theebes. Did you just say Anti-gone? It's Antigonee."

You get the idea.

[gamegeek2]

[AN-TEE-GOH-NAY] is more like it, but you're really only able to pronounce it if you know a Centum language outside of the Germanic family.

I couldn't help laughing when a classmate said "Argonian" (It's 'Argive', and my teacher knew that as well). There are two Hellenic (ok, Greek) people in my English class (one was actually born in Hellas - ok, Greece), but they speak Modern Greek, which is like Modern English to Middle English (not earlier, as there were no Norman/French loanwords at that point)

Another funny thing is the stupid upsilon translation - it's like a german u (with two dots over it, as in uber), but the Romans made 'y' for the purpose of translating Y (Greek Upsilon), but they couldn't pronounce the letter, and y evolved to its modern use, the /j/ sounds (like in German 'Jungen'). Ah, stupid Latinization problems.

[NeoSpartan]

...when u are asking questions and modding factions in the game. Even though u don't have time to play it, and the campaign you are playing now has no involvement what so ever in the modding you are making.

(I am adding Gaesatae back to the provinces where they used to be for the Aedui and Arverni in 1.0, and my current campaign is with Backtria! And I haven't played EB in 4 days.)

[desert]

When you set up a swords-only Halo 3 match and have both teams line up and charge each other while screaming Celtic warcries.

[General Appo]

ARgARRAAHHAHHA!!!! Remove your sig Pontius, or you shall be the first poster ever to enter my ignore list.

[Pontius Pilate]

Seriously? What is wrong with my sig? Oh let me guess....Lorica Segmenta?

[||Lz3||]

When you set up a swords-only Halo 3 match and have both teams line up and charge each other while screaming Celtic warcries.

you're kidding me right?

I would like soo much to be on that game

[desert]

When you measure the day with "EB Time" and "Not EB Time".

[Karo]

When you measure the day with "EB Time" and "Not EB Time".

Wait there exists not Eb time

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OT:
When you invade your neighbor's house because he wouldn't give his daughter into marriage with your son.
Trying to steal an elephant from the zoo because you need it to invade your neighbors house.
Running naked trough the neighborhood because your Celtic army has destroyed a Roman legion.
You don't know when it's your wifes birthday but you know what is the name of every family member of your faction.
Trying to kill your son because you don't like his traits and don't want him to be faction leader.

[Carthaginian General]

You know you play too much when real life is a pause from EB.

[chenkai11]

I called myself EB slave.....

.....twice.

What should I do?

Help!

[desert]

You know you play too much EB when you constantly press F5 in the EB forum page to see if anyone is talking about EB.

[Aemilius Paulus]

you randomly out of nowhere shout "SIGNA FERTE!!!!!" when walking around (guilty)
in Geography class, you refer to Egypt as Aigyptos, Cyprus as Kypros, etc.
when you curse at your friend in Ancient Greek, Celtic, Latin and Persian because he won you in a game of snooker (guilty)

Definitely so. I often find myself doing the same!

Anyway: You know you have played EB too much once they can correctly pronounce all of the native names of the EB units.

[Majd il-Romani]

when you join the army and are shocked that they give you an Assault rifle, pistol, and bulletproof vest instead of a gladius, 2 pila, and chainmail

[Legosoldier]

you know when you play too much EB when you start acting out unit attack movements

[Ibn-Khaldun]

.. when you think that you have to build a fort after a days journey in fear of some celtic barbarians.

[Onehandstan]

When takj in ancient Celtic and don't realise. (buzz buzz buzz!)