You know you play too much EB when...

[Karo]

When you measure the day with "EB Time" and "Not EB Time".

Wait there exists not Eb time

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OT:
When you invade your neighbor's house because he wouldn't give his daughter into marriage with your son.
Trying to steal an elephant from the zoo because you need it to invade your neighbors house.
Running naked trough the neighborhood because your Celtic army has destroyed a Roman legion.
You don't know when it's your wifes birthday but you know what is the name of every family member of your faction.
Trying to kill your son because you don't like his traits and don't want him to be faction leader.

[Carthaginian General]

You know you play too much when real life is a pause from EB.

[chenkai11]

I called myself EB slave.....

.....twice.

What should I do?

Help!

[General Appo]

When you physically assaults your 7 year old brother after suspecting he might have misplaced your RTW disc (guilty).

[Subedei]

..as soon as you exactly know "No, I cannot play this huge battle b/c the computer will crash after finishing it as I already play 2.5 hrs!"

[Cbvani]

..as soon as you exactly know "No, I cannot play this huge battle b/c the computer will crash after finishing it as I already play 2.5 hrs!"

When you play the battle anyway, crash, and then auto_calc for the result you had, even if the casualties are different.

When you load up EB, promising to play just one turn.... and thats all you can do, because you're roleplaying it and your empire is so big that it takes all your free time for just one. awesome. turn.

[General Appo]

When you spend 70% of turntime writing down everything remotely interesting going on in your Empire, including who births, marriages and all the dozens of people who got elected to Tribunis Militia (guilty).