you know you had too much EB when crooks in "world's dumbest criminals" are labeled "Uirodusios", "Tindonitae", "drapanai", or "Gaesatae". e.g:

1-some black guy charges a daycare center naked, taking 3-4 taser hits to knock him out. (gaesatae)

2-two men shop for beer naked (no, they bought it legally-they're just naked). they even picked up a girl-big bits perhaps? (Uirodusios)

3-an angry lancastrian (PA) rages ike a tindonitae in a grocery store, because he has no smokes

4-a woman gets debloused in imitation of the drapanai...

5-a man charges at you with a mop, as if it were a falx.

6-some jacka** tries to rob a bank naked (Uirodusios rigt there)