Dear Joe,Originally Posted by Reverend Joe
Whiskey
Beer
Freebird
Football
Women
BBQ
Sweet Tea
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Joe,
Whiskey
Beer
Freebird
Football
Women
BBQ
Sweet Tea
Last edited by Strike For The South; 10-20-2008 at 19:05.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re : Dear Texan
Dear hick,
Whale...ah hayr duh bayust bare cumfrum Taxes. Awl havun, yont wun too?
Then ah wunna goduh bayud wid yew sistuh, shay shore is bodacious! Can ah bah her frum ya fer muh blayuck pikumup?
Sincerly,
Louis 'ahm the bayust Taxan round 'ere' The Fat.
[Dear sir,
Well, I hear the best beer comes from Texas. I'll have one, would you like one as well?
Then I want to go to Bayud [place in South Texas] with your sister. She sure is swell looking! Can I convince you with my black pick-up?]
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan He-God,
How can other states in the U.S. be more like Texas? What fundamental changes should they make to their government or lifestyles to emulate your greatness?
LWBL
Koga no Goshi
I give my Nihon Maru to TosaInu in tribute.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear LWBL
There is, unfortunately only one Texas. Drinking more alcohol always helps as does an appreciation for our music and food. Being polite always helps as well. Texans are always appalled at the lack of manners the pitiful 49 have.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Re : Dear Texan
Dear Sweetie Pie,
Yes I will have a beer with you and you can date my sister if you like however she can kick some serious arse. So watch yourself.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Re : Dear Texan
Dear Texass;
Can you give us an updated ETA on the entire state sinking into the Gulf of Mexico? We really wish that'd hurry up and happen very soon.
Sincerely,
The rest of the US
Lastly,
Nominated for post of the year.
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan
Is it true that Texas is the only place in the world where Chuck Norris fears to tread?
Lowly worm begging for your attention
Last edited by Sarmatian; 10-20-2008 at 22:22.
Re: Dear Texan
Now thats just silly.
You need some sense roundhouse-kicked into you!
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
Who would have more foreign policy experience, a Governor of your state or of Alaska?
Trig
Chretien Saisset, Chevalier in the King of the Franks PBM
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Trig,
Alaskans are wanna be Texans. They imitate us in every possible way but we do it better. So Governor Good Hair knows more than I can see Russia Palin.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
And Skynyrd, obviously.
Edit: wôôt? Not Texan? What a pity.....
Last edited by Tristuskhan; 10-20-2008 at 20:45.
"Les Cons ça ose tout, c'est même à ça qu'on les reconnait"
Kentoc'h Mervel Eget Bezañ Saotret - Death feels better than stain, motto of the Breton People. Emgann!
Re: Dear Texan
hence freebird my frog friend
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan (no extra flattery required; that label alone is enough to stand proud):
Is it really fair for people to call pulled-meat "barbecue?"
Signed,
Meat Matters.
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
Re: Dear Texan
Dear MM,
If it is in a sandwich than its acceptable. Otherwise the bone should be attached.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
I am a proud southerner from Arkansas married to my first cousin Cindy Lou.
If we move to your proud state of Texas, will our marriage still be legal?
Signed,
Concerned about the family tree.
Koga no Goshi
I give my Nihon Maru to TosaInu in tribute.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Hillbilly
No. Texans are not Southerners. Southerners are Yankees with heat stroke. Texans are like Jesus but funnier at parties.
Last edited by Strike For The South; 10-20-2008 at 21:58.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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