Dear Texass;

Can you give us an updated ETA on the entire state sinking into the Gulf of Mexico? We really wish that'd hurry up and happen very soon.

Sincerely,
The rest of the US




Lastly,

Nominated for post of the year.

Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
Dear hick,


Whale...ah hayr duh bayust bare cumfrum Taxes. Awl havun, yont wun too?
Then ah wunna goduh bayud wid yew sistuh, shay shore is bodacious! Can ah bah her frum ya fer muh blayuck pikumup?


Sincerly,
Louis 'ahm the bayust Taxan round 'ere' The Fat.


[Dear sir,

Well, I hear the best beer comes from Texas. I'll have one, would you like one as well?
Then I want to go to Bayud [place in South Texas] with your sister. She sure is swell looking! Can I convince you with my black pick-up?]