Tea

[AlexanderSextus]

I used to drink tea all the time... slowed down recently but i dont know why. Maybe its because i havent been training in Martial arts lately. My Sifu used to say "Tea is the Glue that holds your Kung Fu together"

But seriously... you brits will never be able to understand the appeal of a nice, freezing cold glass of crisp, sweet iced tea on a hot day. You're too busy looking down your noses at us yanks from all the way over there. Hop off that high horse so i can hand you a nice cold can of Arizona Sweet Tea.

The only time i like hot tea is on a freezing cold day, with a giant cup of Earl Grey, double strength, honey and lemon, no milk. I can hang with y'all brits on that one, but i still aint eatin no damn crumpets. hell no. Gimme a canoli.

I also like some mountain-grown oolong, Hot, with nothing. The great thing about Oolong is that it's too dark to be green tea, so its not as weak, but its too light to be black tea, which can be bitter, so it's perfect to drink with nothing added.


Hey British people! did you know americans mix together Lemonade and Iced Tea?