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    Default Re: The Final US Election Thread

    I thought I was done talking about the 2008 Presidential Election, but I was wrong.

    It's nice to see Joe the Plumber finding gainful employment, especially given that it turns out he wasn't a licensed plumber.

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    As usual, Wonkette deals with the absurd and horrific quite well:

    Unlicensed craftsman Samuel Wurzelbacher, who is also known as “Joe the Plumber,” is doing commercials for some cheap-*** electronics online scam store, in which he both stresses the importance of and promises to offer personal instructions for setting up an analog-to-digital teevee converter that the olds and the hobbits will all have to purchase before February 2009, or else they’ll miss new episodes of their favorite program, Numb3rs. [...]

    We could type about this video for 500 hours. The production values are staggering. He reads in monotone. About the teevee. You see what’s going on here, right? The 24% of this country that will sob if a Palin/Plumber ticket doesn’t seize the White House in 2012 will do anything this man says. And he’s telling them to buy a space gizmo from a shady looking mail-in outlet if they want to have any chance whatsoever of not getting killed by Terrorists immediately.
    Last edited by Lemur; 11-26-2008 at 04:13.

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