Favorite game quotes?

**naut** · 11-05-2008, 14:45

One part in Warcraft III I'll always remember. A friend and I were playing the campaign for Reign of Chaos, and we were talking about Pedophiles, and we finish a level with Kel Thu'zad in it, and he promptly says, "Hello, again my children."

**Kekvit Irae** · 11-05-2008, 14:51

Originally Posted by Rythmic

One part in Warcraft III I'll always remember. A friend and I were playing the campaign for Reign of Chaos, and we were talking about Pedophiles, and we finish a level with Kel Thu'zad in it, and he promptly says, "Hello, again my children."

**CrossLOPER** · 11-05-2008, 15:27

"Now the humans will think twice before h4xx0ring our 1337 tech!!!"

I'm pretty sure only a handful of people will know where this is from.

**Ramses II CP** · 11-05-2008, 15:49

All from Portal:

"Remember, the Aperture Science ‘Bring Your Daughter to Work Day’ is the perfect time to have her tested."

"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."

"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

Man, how can I be the first one to pull a Portal quote?

**rajpoot** · 11-05-2008, 15:58

From the Witcher :

He did rather well, for a human.
(Geralt, in the 'knight in the sewers' flashback)

I'm surprised no one picked GTA San Andreas yet;
(These are the ones I love most, but if there is a game crammed with quotable stuff this is it!)

Oh, no, man. Two lies don't cancel each other out. You know that. We pay them to lie to us. Is that what our founding fathers wanted? No more, friend. No more. We're not alone.

Carl, chill the Batman out, man. You're killing my vibe.

You know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment? Twenty-three. Do you know how many religious relics are kept at the Pentagon? Twenty-three. You see a pattern emerging here man?
The Truth

You know what, Carl, you are a kind and resourceful idiot. Your whole life you've wanted something for nothing. Now you've got something, and you don't know what to do with it. Well, make it good enough. We'll help, right?
Kendl

Sometimes it means doing cocaine that you ain't proud of, because you're strong enough and smart enough to understand the bigger picture.
Eddie Pulaski

This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this Scientology. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess.
Toreno

**Quirinus** · 11-05-2008, 16:04

Originally Posted by Rythmic

One part in Warcraft III I'll always remember. A friend and I were playing the campaign for Reign of Chaos, and we were talking about Pedophiles, and we finish a level with Kel Thu'zad in it, and he promptly says, "Hello, again my children."

Oh yeah, one of my favourite easter eggs in Warcraft III were the hidden vocal prompts when you click on a hero/unit many times enough. Like Malfurion will talk about how his father was mounted on a wall, the dreadlord will go "If I have wings, why can't I fly?", and the human peasants will start referencing Monty Python. Always cracks me up.

**Zenicetus** · 11-05-2008, 21:22

Originally Posted by Quirinus

Oh yeah, one of my favourite easter eggs in Warcraft III were the hidden vocal prompts when you click on a hero/unit many times enough.

There's a funny quest in WoW for first-level Horde, where you have to repeatedly kick a lazy Orc and get him working again. IIRC, he even repeats some of the click-on dialog from Warcraft. That cracked me up.

Also.... some classic Minsc:

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"

"Butt kicking for goodness"

**Tratorix** · 11-05-2008, 22:58

Originally Posted by Zenicetus

Also.... some classic Minsc:

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"

"Butt kicking for goodness"

My favourite is "Evil, meet my sword, Sword, MEET EVIL"

Some from my favourite video game character ever, HK-47 from KOTOR.

"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."

"Can I break his neck now, master? Just a little? It's been a long time fantasy of mine..."

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Player: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

**caravel** · 11-05-2008, 23:45

Planescape: Torment - The Transcendent One:

"I can forge planes with my power! I can unmake you!"

"Then this is my answer and you are the proof: Nothing can change the nature of a man."

-Edit: MTW: "Enemy general fleeing" sound clips e.g. "spavined nag", "craven whore's son" etc.