Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
Instead of spamming the frontroom with multiple threads on my eating powers. I decided to consolidate them here

1. A 22 inch pepporni pizza

2. A 50oz ribeye steak made for two (they came out and cut it in front of me twas awesome) plus the potatoes creamed corn and bread

3. 3lbs of brisket 4 whole sausages and a gallon and a half of sweet tea.

4. 2 big macs and 10 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds all washed down with 44oz of lemonade

5. A meat lovers omelete from Ihop with 2 short stacks 4 suausges and 8 strips of bacon and about a whole gallon of OJ

6. 4 Philly cheesteaks from Maliks (It was the only restaurant in SA that had good ones and it closed. I've never forgiven the city)

7. 6 potato and egg 6 barbacoa and egg and 6 bean and cheese breakfast Tacos from TC

8. 43 beers in a 24 hour period.
Wow. Truly, I am not worthy.

Even when I did have the uber-metabolism that only those between the ages of 12 and 25 possess, I still don't think I could've pulled off most of those feats. True, I ate anything that didn't move back then, but still nothing like what you've listed. I am in awe, sir.