Good stuff!If only...
Good stuff!If only...
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97. Frogs die in water.
good list.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
70. Even cyborgs/ninjas/special agents able to smash whole cities with their fists and defeat the mightiest opponent in close combat are stumped when confronted with a locked door or box, and have to go find the key.These two are my favourites. Never did understand the logic for a limited inventory space, since it's invariably more than can be logically carried under that very thin leather thong anyways.95. You can probably fit another rocket launcher in your rucksack if you carefully rearrange those four ammo clips and that coke can.
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So true.80. Flashlights only last for one minute, but thankfully recharge themselves over time.
Heehee91. The owners of theme parks/zoos/hospitals are able to pick up visitors to their attractions with a giant grapple, and drown them in lakes without penalty.
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Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Unintentionally deep insight...19. If you’re stuck in life and don’t know what to do, simply attempt to use every single item in your possession on your obstacle. If none of them work, go back the way you came. You’ve clearly missed something.![]()
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