Mikehunt,
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh
Your balloons suck.
I will not let my advice thread degenerate into insults!
NOTE: Crap, I can't find a good clip of the famous quote from Dr. Strangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
EDIT: Youtube clip here, actual scene in video is from :37-:47
http://tinyurl.com/daxvcj
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Dear Mikehunt,
I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour".
What would you have said?
Last edited by PershsNhpios; 04-16-2009 at 11:07.
I would have said "Thank you for your opinion; have you heard about the Fire-Breathing Leprechaun Lord? He's uber cools and he gives you a pot-o-gold and all the skittles you can eat."
Now I wonder what Mike would say! Clearly it will be better.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 04-16-2009 at 08:43.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.
Dear Mike Hunt,
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
Last edited by Aemilius Paulus; 04-16-2009 at 09:07.
Above all, I must protect my mysterious image, it makes my comedic one liners and insightful comments even greater.
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Dear Mikehunt,
Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.
Glenn.
I am not wooed by either of them, nor will I ever be, I was interested only in that they look completely different then what I had expected.
And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:
The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.
And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.
Dear Mikehunt,
Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?
If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.
But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;
Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?
Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?
- Four Horsemen of the Presence
Know that you are not the only one who misread it as "John McCain".
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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