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    Instead of spamming the frontroom with multiple threads on my eating powers. I decided to consolidate them here

    1. A 22 inch pepporni pizza

    2. A 50oz ribeye steak made for two (they came out and cut it in front of me twas awesome) plus the potatoes creamed corn and bread

    3. 3lbs of brisket 4 whole sausages and a gallon and a half of sweet tea.

    4. 2 big macs and 10 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds all washed down with 44oz of lemonade

    5. A meat lovers omelete from Ihop with 2 short stacks 4 suausges and 8 strips of bacon and about a whole gallon of OJ

    6. 4 Philly cheesteaks from Maliks (It was the only restaurant in SA that had good ones and it closed. I've never forgiven the city)

    7. 6 potato and egg 6 barbacoa and egg and 6 bean and cheese breakfast Tacos from TC

    8. 43 beers in a 24 hour period.
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    fat much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus View Post
    fat much?
    6 feet tall and 246lbs last time I was on a scale. So no.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    6 feet tall and 246lbs last time I was on a scale. So no.
    You mean 146lbs, I suppose?
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    I've done a 20 inch pizza in Fiji and I've eaten a kilo of rump steak before. But you sir are amazing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tristuskhan View Post
    You mean 146lbs, I suppose?
    Strike hails from another world. Incr-edible (pun!) as it may sound, I fear Strike really does weigh 246lbs. Europeans are from Venus, Americans from a Mars bar.


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    It sounds as though you're saving up for a heart attack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Instead of spamming the frontroom with multiple threads on my eating powers. I decided to consolidate them here

    1. A 22 inch pepporni pizza

    2. A 50oz ribeye steak made for two (they came out and cut it in front of me twas awesome) plus the potatoes creamed corn and bread

    3. 3lbs of brisket 4 whole sausages and a gallon and a half of sweet tea.

    4. 2 big macs and 10 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds all washed down with 44oz of lemonade

    5. A meat lovers omelete from Ihop with 2 short stacks 4 suausges and 8 strips of bacon and about a whole gallon of OJ

    6. 4 Philly cheesteaks from Maliks (It was the only restaurant in SA that had good ones and it closed. I've never forgiven the city)

    7. 6 potato and egg 6 barbacoa and egg and 6 bean and cheese breakfast Tacos from TC

    8. 43 beers in a 24 hour period.


    You, sir, are a legend. That you don't have diabetes amazes me. I got a friend at work who tried 5 of Mac's double cheeseburgers and just about had a stroke right there on the spot.

    Also, the 43 beers in 24 hours is amazing. Can we get this man a HoF award for "manliest member?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by seireikhaan View Post


    You, sir, are a legend. That you don't have diabetes >yet< amazes me. I got a friend at work who tried 5 of Mac's double cheeseburgers and just about had a stroke right there on the spot.

    Also, the 43 beers in 24 hours is amazing. Can we get this man a HoF award for "manliest member?"
    Fixed. The dear lad is careening down the same path I have travelled in my youth. Eating & drinking everything and anything I fancied, and in mass quantities, because my metabolic rate *at that time* could burn it off with nary an ounce of body mass gained. Then the unforeseen and dastardly slowing of my metabolism stealthily crept upon me with age *dang life can be so unfair* , and what I got away with in my youth no longer applies today. Now I think about or smell food and gain weight. Chocolate chip cookies call my name in the middle of the night and that sexpot twelve-pack gives me that "come hither" siren call trying to lure me into a diabetic coma. Beware the light at the end of that party-time tunnel. It's the headlight on the Pharmacy Express barreling down upon you loaded with the meds of gluttony for diabetes, high cholesterol & blood pressure. Of course, the health care industry appreciates your future dependency financial support and wish you the best.
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    I believe Strike means 246 pounds of muscle.
    Does that include the 40 lb. "Budweiser tumor"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
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    Oh to be young and invincible again.
    I'll be invincible forever! Perhaps but even at 246 pounds my blood pressure is 120/80 and I can run 400 meters in 55 seconds not to mention I can do all these nifty things with a barbell. No one in my family has diabetes and I'm willing to take my chances....Of course chances are Ill be in 30 years echoing your statements so who knows.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I'm going to take this in a slightly different direction from criticizing Strike, if that's okay. Here are some things I have eaten:
    • Goat head (roasted and fried, on different occasions)
    • Camel nostril
    • Sea urchin
    • Blood sausage
    • Pickled barnacle
    • Gelatinous white wobbly objects that nobody ever identified (tapas bar, Madrid)
    • Raw eel
    • Various mystery meats
    • Handmade room-temperature goat yogurt
    • Raw thistles

    I've traveled a fair bit, and I'll try anything once. After eating all of these strange and dubious foods, there's only one I will never, ever eat again: beets. (Well, okay, sea urchin is freaking disgusting, tastes like raw mercury.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I'm going to take this in a slightly different direction from criticizing Strike, if that's okay. Here are some things I have eaten:
    • Goat head (roasted and fried, on different occasions)
    • Camel nostril
    • Sea urchin
    • Blood sausage
    • Pickled barnacle
    • Gelatinous white wobbly objects that nobody ever identified (tapas bar, Madrid)
    • Raw eel
    • Various mystery meats
    • Handmade room-temperature goat yogurt
    • Raw thistles

    I've traveled a fair bit, and I'll try anything once. After eating all of these strange and dubious foods, there's only one I will never, ever eat again: beets. (Well, okay, sea urchin is freaking disgusting, tastes like raw mercury.)
    I always thought Sea Urchin reminded me of what I thought it would be like if I caught a jellyfish in my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    • Sea urchin
    God, why?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I'm going to take this in a slightly different direction from criticizing Strike, if that's okay. Here are some things I have eaten:
    • Goat head (roasted and fried, on different occasions)
    • Camel nostril
    • Sea urchin
    • Blood sausage
    • Pickled barnacle
    • Gelatinous white wobbly objects that nobody ever identified (tapas bar, Madrid)
    • Raw eel
    • Various mystery meats
    • Handmade room-temperature goat yogurt
    • Raw thistles
    I've traveled a fair bit, and I'll try anything once. After eating all of these strange and dubious foods, there's only one I will never, ever eat again: beets. (Well, okay, sea urchin is freaking disgusting, tastes like raw mercury.)
    Did goat head include the brain?
    Camel nostril sounds similar to Moose nose jelly which I have tried.
    I love grilled beets.

    Some of my bizarre food experiences:

    Going back to my hillbilly roots,
    raccoon
    woodchuck
    scrapple
    turtle soup
    head cheese

    While stationed in the Philippines,
    salted duck eggs
    bagoong *fermented fish paste*
    ant larvae
    bush meat shish kebob *typically monkey meat*
    dog meat
    snake meat
    lizard meat
    various unindetified sea creatures

    All this food talk is making me hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    [*]Gelatinous white wobbly objects that nobody ever identified (tapas bar, Madrid)
    Love the sound of that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    (Well, okay, sea urchin is freaking disgusting, tastes like raw mercury.)
    You know the taste of raw mercury???

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Oh yeah, and let me tell you, the brain was the tastiest part. Texture of scrambled eggs, very mild taste. Least favorite bit: the sinus cavity.
    goat brain is very tasty... texture is much softer than scrambled eggs in my opinion... and i like it best when prepared south Indian style fried blood and liver of the goat are also also good....

    I have also eaten and liked - rabbit, deer, types of Quails, Pigeon, mynas and other wild birds that i can never identify

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    8. 43 beers in a 24 hour period.
    Woah!

    I've eaten a rack of ribs once, but that doesn't even come close to anything up there (Then again I'm much shorter and leaner than you ).
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    The beers were a bad choice. I drank passed out on a table, woke up and started again (football was on and we were taking bets on how many times Corso said "the most important") On Sunday I woke up and felt like death. I was sober for a whole 4 days because of that mishap.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Instead of spamming the frontroom with multiple threads on my eating powers. I decided to consolidate them here

    1. A 22 inch pepporni pizza

    2. A 50oz ribeye steak made for two (they came out and cut it in front of me twas awesome) plus the potatoes creamed corn and bread

    3. 3lbs of brisket 4 whole sausages and a gallon and a half of sweet tea.

    4. 2 big macs and 10 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds all washed down with 44oz of lemonade

    5. A meat lovers omelete from Ihop with 2 short stacks 4 suausges and 8 strips of bacon and about a whole gallon of OJ

    6. 4 Philly cheesteaks from Maliks (It was the only restaurant in SA that had good ones and it closed. I've never forgiven the city)

    7. 6 potato and egg 6 barbacoa and egg and 6 bean and cheese breakfast Tacos from TC

    8. 43 beers in a 24 hour period.
    Wow. Truly, I am not worthy.

    Even when I did have the uber-metabolism that only those between the ages of 12 and 25 possess, I still don't think I could've pulled off most of those feats. True, I ate anything that didn't move back then, but still nothing like what you've listed. I am in awe, sir.
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    7. 6 potato and egg 6 barbacoa and egg and 6 bean and cheese breakfast Tacos from TC
    Taco Cabana?

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    8. 43 beers in a 24 hour period.
    Have you tried going for the century club yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    Taco Cabana?
    A man after my own heart this one! How did you know! I always figured you were from Dallas or Houston or some uncivilized backwards place in east Texas

    Have you tried going for the century club yet?
    Is that 100 shots in an hour?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    A man after my own heart this one! How did you know! I always figured you were from Dallas or Houston or some uncivilized backwards place in east Texas
    My sister is in Austin, and I've got relatives in San Antonio, New Braunfels, and San Marcos. Haven't really lived in Texas since my birth (El Paso), but I do visit fairly often.

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    Is that 100 shots in an hour?
    One form of it is 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Or you could try 100 beers in 100 hours, but you need a long weekend for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    My sister is in Austin, and I've got relatives in San Antonio, New Braunfels, and San Marcos. Haven't really lived in Texas since my birth (El Paso), but I do visit fairly often.



    One form of it is 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Or you could try 100 beers in 100 hours, but you need a long weekend for that.
    New Braunfels now there is a town! Every summer for the last 4 years has been spent on the comal. Good times!

    I will try that soon enough!
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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