View Poll Results: Pick your favorite stupid gift.

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  • Screaming Rubber Chicken

    5 10.00%

  • Wealth Redistribution Tree Ornament

    4 8.00%

  • Mini Guitar Hero

    0 0%

  • Wasabi Gumballs

    2 4.00%

  • Potty Putter

    9 18.00%

  • Men's Underwear Repair Kit

    3 6.00%

  • Obama Yes We Can Can Opener

    4 8.00%

  • "How to Tie a Tie" Tie

    3 6.00%

  • 2009 Dog Poop Calendar

    5 10.00%

  • Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

    8 16.00%

  • GAH!

    7 14.00%
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  1. 12-04-2008, 00:28 #1
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    Talking Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    Here it is and just in time for Christmas. Check out the list and make your selection. I'm torn between the Underwear Repair kit and the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock..... I'm going with the clock.
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    wow, my dream comes true! i'll take the potty putter
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  3. 12-04-2008, 00:38 #3
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    I like the sound of the screaming chicken... is it a kind of horrific scream? That could lead to some funny pranks...
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    I'll take the Wasabi gumballs.

    Then give them to people I don't like.
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    the Dog Poop callendar for '09 seems interesting...
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    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    i did GAH!, becasue all of them would be on my worst list....
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    Pole Dancing Alarm Clock FTW.

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  8. 12-05-2008, 05:23 #8
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    I think "GAH" is stupid!!! I really wanted a screaming rubber chicken...


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  9. 12-05-2008, 14:28 #9
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    a cucumber.

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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    Well, a friend of mine told me that for Christmas like two/three years ago, he gave his mom a gift wrapped box of tissues....
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    Quote Originally Posted by TevashSzat View Post
    Well, a friend of mine told me that for Christmas like two/three years ago, he gave his mom a gift wrapped box of tissues....

    Why did your friend want a cucumber for Christmas? Does he like salads? And why give his mother some tissues? Does she hate salads?

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  12. 12-06-2008, 02:23 #12
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    Default Re: Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008

    its two different people... your talking bout the wrong stuff to the wrong guy :P

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