OK you American folks...

[Fisherking]

I suspect you come from somewhere in Europe? Us Texans are capable of having calloused hands and Einstein like brains. Hence why we are Gods chosen people.

Ask anyone here I am the most intelligent, funniest, and best looking member. I also suspect I am the most humble. For 3 years In have destroyed red herrings, strawmen and trolls with ruthless like force.

I'm doing enough blue collar work now, eventually I want a storefront legal practice next to a gym. And after that I will open a brewery with my cajun wife and we will live happily ever after.

Withered? PAH! If anything I'm becoming more virile.

I just can’t believe I am wasting my 1000 post on you, instead of starting a thread to celebrate it like D-Dave did.

Anyway, no matter what else, you are obviously suffering from TDS (Texacan Delusionary Syndrome).

Now this syndrome gives the sufferer the illusion that they are in possession of god-like powers for the simple reason that they were borne in Texas.

The causes are still not clearly understood but it seems to affect those borne in the dryer scrub regions much more than those borne in the well watered piney woods. It is thought that mesquite and bad water my play a part.

The bad news is that it seems to be incurable.

The good news is that you will hardly notice it. It is usually the people you communicate with that do most of the suffering.


And as to your last remark! While I may be temporarily living in Europe, I was borne in the American Birth Place of Texas!

That would be Tennessee.