OK you American folks...

[Strike For The South]

They only pretend they can't.


Look what I have here:



Proof that even the most Texan and manly of men upon the green earth has a secret envy and desire of Franco culture... Albeit the swamp kind.

This specimen is obsessed with food, animal conflict, and women... And where does he Idealize? Not his beloved Texas, but Southern Louisiana.

(And, though I hesitate... from his stated desire I believe the land he seeks is not "Nawlins," but *agast* French Louisiana! The Acadiana parishes! Where 20% of some areas still speak French (of sorts) as their first language.

LIBEL!!!!!! LIBEL!!!!!!

I will point out that it is merely a secret WASP breeding program to delude your french jeans and convert yall to Protestantism. Yall should be lucky. The masons wanted to send over the Mississipans but we Texans couldn't allow that culture of suck to pervade even a Frenchman that'd be straight up genocide.

I'll just go to law school in Tulane and get all the my cajun fantasies out then.

Also Cajuns born in Texas seem to rise to more fame. Coincidence? I think not.