Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
LIBEL!!!!!! LIBEL!!!!!!

I will point out that it is merely a secret WASP breeding program to delude your french jeans and convert yall to Protestantism. Yall should be lucky. The masons wanted to send over the Mississipans but we Texans couldn't allow that culture of suck to pervade even a Frenchman that'd be straight up genocide.

I'll just go to law school in Tulane and get all the my cajun fantasies out then.

Also Cajuns born in Texas seem to rise to more fame. Coincidence? I think not.

What! Tulane!
That’s kinda high up on the hogs back for you anint it boy? You gota know sumpum to go to Tulane!

Besides, a lawyer? I thought you could find a more honest line o’work then dat!

You betta lay off that Lone Star for a while and get yo head clear! Take up smuggling or somethin'!

I swan! The flower of Southern Manhood done withered on the vine!
You so Yankeefied I bet you eat grits with a spoon!