Contest: Worst Music Video of All Time

**TevashSzat** · 02-03-2009, 22:18

Originally Posted by Lemur

I'm sorry, but as the judge and despot of the Worst Music Video Thread, I'm going to disallow this one. If you had the original video, it would be fine, but the subtitles move this from the genuine-but-awful camp into the deliberately-funny category.

TevashSzat, this means you may nominate a new video if you like.

Instead, could I use this version of Prabhu Deva Sundaram - Kalluri Vaanil instead?

This is the original video without any subtitles. I can edit my previous vote and remove the link to the funny version with subtitles.

**Lemur** · 02-03-2009, 22:32

Originally Posted by TevashSzat

Instead, could I use this version of Prabhu Deva Sundaram - Kalluri Vaanil instead?

Sure, go ahead, but that clip isn't exceptionally bad or weird by Bollywood standards. Why not this one? Much stranger.

Or the infamous Bollywood Thriller, perhaps?

Originally Posted by drone

Are we looking for a total fail of both audio and visual proportions, or just bad video concept/implementation?

I think we should look for a complete and epic failure. Not just bad music. Not just bad video. The whole thing should be bad on every level.

-edit-

I just watched Tunak Tunak Tun, and I kinda dug it. It rocks, actually. Not nearly as painful as some of the other entries so far.

Why has nobody nominated The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins yet?

**Centurio Nixalsverdrus** · 02-03-2009, 23:08

Wendy Sulca, Mi vida no vale nada

Discovered it when I watched la tigresa del oriente. Almost feeling sorry for Wendy.

**naut** · 02-04-2009, 03:34

Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus

Wendy Sulca, Mi vida no vale nada

Discovered it when I watched la tigresa del oriente. Almost feeling sorry for Wendy.

Hehe. That one's not that bad if you tune everything but the bass out.

Edit: The little boy's got moves.

Edit: The Hasselhoff one is fine on mute, what's so bad about car jumps and wrecks?

**Lemur** · 02-04-2009, 04:31

Originally Posted by Rythmic

Edit: The Hasselhoff one is fine on mute, what's so bad about car jumps and wrecks?

I see your point there. Are we even sure that's the worst Haselhoff video, much less the worst video of all time? For instance, I would argue that this is a worse video than the one we've been given. Here's Hasselhoff butchering Secret Agent Man.

**Centurio Nixalsverdrus** · 02-04-2009, 04:57

Originally Posted by Lz3

"La tetita".... I honestly cannot believe that somebody actually thought it would be cool to make a song about... well... nipples (the song is all about how she likes and loves to be breastfed)...

I somehow figured that "la tetita" surely has something to do with breastfeeding, but thank god my oral comprehension of Spanish isn't that good

Originally Posted by Lemur

I see your point there. Are we even sure that's the worst Haselhoff video, much less the worst video of all time? For instance, I would argue that this is a worse video than the one we've been given. Here's Hasselhoff butchering Secret Agent Man.

All the Hoff videos are great! Especially in "Jump in my Car" Hasselhoff shows great sense of humour. Pretty obvious that he's making fun of his tv serie... Oh and the Indian Song is just hilarioius and great dancing! Nothing bad about it... sorry so far it's a close tie between la tigresa and Wendy...

**drone** · 02-03-2009, 23:45

Originally Posted by Lemur

I just watched Tunak Tunak Tun, and I kinda dug it. It rocks, actually. Not nearly as painful as some of the other entries so far.

Like I said, it's either the worst, or the best. I can only assume he is playing air-sitar with those weird hand gestures. I wish I understood the lyrics.

I will look for a more worthy entry.

**||Lz3||** · 02-04-2009, 01:38

Hey! that's not fair!! hahahhahahaha

I guided you to discover that (actually I just forgot about her. And there's a much MUCH worse video of her.... though I'm not sure if I can post it, since I already submitted the other video... well... I'll tell ya guys later, I still want to win

)

**Centurio Nixalsverdrus** · 02-04-2009, 02:47

Originally Posted by ||Lz3||

Hey! that's not fair!! hahahhahahaha

I guided you to discover that (actually I just forgot about her. And there's a much MUCH worse video of her.... though I'm not sure if I can post it, since I already submitted the other video... well... I'll tell ya guys later, I still want to win

)

I'm sorry.

Now I feel like cheating...

What do you mean by "worse"? La tetita? Papito? Cerveza? I spent quite some time of torture to figure out which is really the worst! Perhaps we should nominate the whole of all Peruvian music videos...

they deserve it all!

**||Lz3||** · 02-04-2009, 04:26

Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus

I'm sorry.

Now I feel like cheating...

What do you mean by "worse"? La tetita? Papito? Cerveza? I spent quite some time of torture to figure out which is really the worst! Perhaps we should nominate the whole of all Peruvian music videos...

they deserve it all!

"La tetita".... I honestly cannot believe that somebody actually thought it would be cool to make a song about... well... nipples (the song is all about how she likes and loves to be breastfed)...

**Quietus** · 02-04-2009, 06:01

Not entries, but hilarious:

Joaquin Phoenix - freestyling. He falls offstage on another clip

( removed link. Possible profanity - Q).

Corey Feldman - Honesty (Honesty...yeah right...here we go now)

Originally Posted by Lemur

Sure, go ahead, but that clip isn't exceptionally bad or weird by Bollywood standards. Why not [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fbGZV3Y3R0"]

Or the infamous Bollywood Thriller, perhaps?

Indian Thriller was a parody.

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 02-03-2009, 22:50

Originally Posted by TevashSzat

Instead, could I use this version of Prabhu Deva Sundaram - Kalluri Vaanil instead?

This is the original video without any subtitles. I can edit my previous vote and remove the link to the funny version with subtitles.

I disagree. The dancing is actually remarkably well done and coreographed.