Contest: Worst Music Video of All Time

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Instead, could I use this version of Prabhu Deva Sundaram - Kalluri Vaanil instead?

This is the original video without any subtitles. I can edit my previous vote and remove the link to the funny version with subtitles.

I disagree. The dancing is actually remarkably well done and coreographed.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Wendy Sulca, Mi vida no vale nada

Discovered it when I watched la tigresa del oriente. Almost feeling sorry for Wendy.

[drone]

I just watched Tunak Tunak Tun, and I kinda dug it. It rocks, actually. Not nearly as painful as some of the other entries so far.

Like I said, it's either the worst, or the best. I can only assume he is playing air-sitar with those weird hand gestures. I wish I understood the lyrics.

I will look for a more worthy entry.

[||Lz3||]

Hey! that's not fair!! hahahhahahaha

I guided you to discover that (actually I just forgot about her. And there's a much MUCH worse video of her.... though I'm not sure if I can post it, since I already submitted the other video... well... I'll tell ya guys later, I still want to win )

[Thermal]

What's so exceptionally awful about this video? I'm not getting it. Must be missing something. I feel like I could turn on MTV and see a worse video in a few minutes.

Son, this is a competition for the worst music video of all time. Don't be submitting the merely mediocre thinking you can coast through on inertia. We're looking for the worst of the worst, the lowest of the low!

well a woman with atrocious cloths in a box shoving herself up a wall with a chair is kind of low i thought.....

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Hey! that's not fair!! hahahhahahaha

I guided you to discover that (actually I just forgot about her. And there's a much MUCH worse video of her.... though I'm not sure if I can post it, since I already submitted the other video... well... I'll tell ya guys later, I still want to win )

I'm sorry. Now I feel like cheating...

What do you mean by "worse"? La tetita? Papito? Cerveza? I spent quite some time of torture to figure out which is really the worst! Perhaps we should nominate the whole of all Peruvian music videos... they deserve it all!

[Lemur]

well a woman with atrocious cloths in a box shoving herself up a wall with a chair is kind of low i thought.....

If you think that video ranks, I dare you to watch the Hasselhoff video, the Tigresa video and the Jefferson Starship video, all in a row.

Then we can talk about Swedish pop stars sticking their heads in boxes. For shame man, for shame.

[naut]

Wendy Sulca, Mi vida no vale nada

Discovered it when I watched la tigresa del oriente. Almost feeling sorry for Wendy.

Hehe. That one's not that bad if you tune everything but the bass out.

Edit: The little boy's got moves.

Edit: The Hasselhoff one is fine on mute, what's so bad about car jumps and wrecks?

[||Lz3||]

I'm sorry. Now I feel like cheating...

What do you mean by "worse"? La tetita? Papito? Cerveza? I spent quite some time of torture to figure out which is really the worst! Perhaps we should nominate the whole of all Peruvian music videos... they deserve it all!

"La tetita".... I honestly cannot believe that somebody actually thought it would be cool to make a song about... well... nipples (the song is all about how she likes and loves to be breastfed)...

[Lemur]

Edit: The Hasselhoff one is fine on mute, what's so bad about car jumps and wrecks?

I see your point there. Are we even sure that's the worst Haselhoff video, much less the worst video of all time? For instance, I would argue that this is a worse video than the one we've been given. Here's Hasselhoff butchering Secret Agent Man.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

"La tetita".... I honestly cannot believe that somebody actually thought it would be cool to make a song about... well... nipples (the song is all about how she likes and loves to be breastfed)...

I somehow figured that "la tetita" surely has something to do with breastfeeding, but thank god my oral comprehension of Spanish isn't that good

I see your point there. Are we even sure that's the worst Haselhoff video, much less the worst video of all time? For instance, I would argue that this is a worse video than the one we've been given. Here's Hasselhoff butchering Secret Agent Man.

All the Hoff videos are great! Especially in "Jump in my Car" Hasselhoff shows great sense of humour. Pretty obvious that he's making fun of his tv serie... Oh and the Indian Song is just hilarioius and great dancing! Nothing bad about it... sorry so far it's a close tie between la tigresa and Wendy...

[Quietus]

Not entries, but hilarious:

Joaquin Phoenix - freestyling. He falls offstage on another clip ( removed link. Possible profanity - Q).

Corey Feldman - Honesty (Honesty...yeah right...here we go now)

Sure, go ahead, but that clip isn't exceptionally bad or weird by Bollywood standards. Why not [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fbGZV3Y3R0"]

Or the infamous Bollywood Thriller, perhaps?

Indian Thriller was a parody.

[naut]

B4-4, "Get Down"

That's awful. The only one so far that I actually couldn't watch the whole way through. But, I take your fake-tanned, tip bleached men and raise you flamboyant do-wop/rap/pop.

[pevergreen]

If I could swap my entry...http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

Its called a road, its called a rainbow road. It is a road that you go.

[naut]

If I could swap my entry...http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

Its called a road, its called a rainbow road. It is a road that you go.

LOL! I'm pretty sure the creator of that (Mark Kump a comedian) was deliberately trying to make a funny video though?

[Lemur]

Good one, pevergreen. Not an official entry, but too good not to share:

Aqua Kids, Green & Blue

[naut]

Aqua Kids, Green & Blue

For some reason that reminded me of this (not a bad song or anything ).

Although I have to share Tommy Seebach - Apache. The song and video themselves are alright, but I can't stop laughing since Seebach looks like a kiddy fiddler.

[Lemur]

If I could swap my entry...http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

As I said in the OP, deliberately funny videos are disqualified. This one is clearly trying to be funny. And succeeding, mind you, but it's trying, so no.

Maybe the worst Hasselhoff video of all time?

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Maybe the worst Hasselhoff video of all time?

OK that's really bad.

[Thermal]

i just typed in worst music video ever in youtube and got this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4

LMAO


NO seriously this is my entry (and there was lots of thought)

if it hasnt already been entered, this is horrific

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPVuIDsCag

[seireikhaan]

i just typed in worst music video ever in youtube and got this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4

[||Lz3||]

i just typed in worst music video ever in youtube and got this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4

NO seriously this is my entry (and there was lots of thought)

if it hasnt already been entered, this is horrific

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPVuIDsCag

Wait... you could choose between those two and you went for the second!?

You have an interesting taste on "worst"
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Just when I thought the japs couldn't do any stranger stuff...

[Thermal]

Wait... you could choose between those two and you went for the second!?

You have an interesting taste on "worst"
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Just when I thought the japs couldn't do any stranger stuff...

but how could i vote the first one if i didnt know the name of the song


'and the winner goes to, the worst video ever'

[Thermal]

There is always this, i can't decide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM

dear god heres another
http://chrisdaneowens.com/video/shine_flash.html

please choose one of the 5 ive chosen for me, i cannot choose there all so bad....