Neverwinter Mafia - A Joker's Curse [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Psychonaut: 2 (Blackadder, QJC)
White_Eyes: 4 (Greyblades, shlin28, Reenk, Beefy187)
Reenk: 1 (FactionHeir)
Abstain: 3 (CountArach, Psychonaut, White eyes)

Correct tally?

[FactionHeir]

Oh, I forgot to unvote, but yeah, thats how I meant it

[Askthepizzaguy]

CountArach should probably be prodded; he did say he was still playing, yes? He will face the hellish fury of the Pizza Lord tonight if he doesn't vote, as well as Psychonaut, who had activity but did not vote. Pending Ares' approval on either one, of course. Please be voting and giving a location at night, etc... everyone has a night "action" so to speak and several players didn't give me anything to work with.

[White_eyes:D]

Vote:White_eyes......talk about another "Nuke the town"

[White_eyes:D]

And ATPG.....your mean....

[Askthepizzaguy]

If I were mean, I would have nuked you for inactivity already.

And am I tripping, or did the entire forum just go to a much larger resolution and everything is all small now?

[White_eyes:D]

If I were mean, I would have nuked you for inactivity already.

And am I tripping, or did the entire forum just go to a much larger resolution and everything is all small now?

Hey....I won the game already.... I didn't think I would be bought back into Mortal form....man town never gets how a "Joker role works", huh?

[White_eyes:D]

[Askthepizzaguy]

There's no need to post that in-thread.

Reply sent.

[Greyblades]

Wait new PM? So your not the joker this time?

[White_eyes:D]

I can only post this from now on in.....

Town is SO boned.....

[boudica]

If I were mean, I would have nuked you for inactivity already.

And am I tripping, or did the entire forum just go to a much larger resolution and everything is all small now?

Sorry I think I just hit the zoom button

[Greyblades]

...smeg it Unvote Lets lynch someone else and just night kill him, I realy dont want him to win twice, god that would be embarresing

[Askthepizzaguy]

Psychonaut: 2 (Blackadder, QJC)
White_Eyes: 4 (shlin28, Reenk, Beefy187, White_Eyes)
Reenk: 1 (FactionHeir)
Abstain: 3 (CountArach, Psychonaut, Greyblades)

[White_eyes:D]

...smeg it Unvote Lets lynch someone else and just night kill him, I realy dont want him to win twice, god that would be embarresing

I really think ATPG is going to win this no matter what.... I mean...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rest assured, the host does not win the game. Unless for some reason there were multiple murders and no one is left standing.

[Greyblades]

White eyes, I kinda meant you not ATPG.

[White_eyes:D]

Rest assured, the host does not win the game. Unless for some reason there were multiple murders and no one is left standing.

Well......who well be left standing after tonight???? I mean you pretty much gave me a nuke to use either way.....

[Askthepizzaguy]

You all have less than 6 hours until the round ends.

Carry on.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Psychonaut: 2 (Blackadder, QJC)
White_Eyes: 4 (shlin28, Reenk, Beefy187, White_Eyes)
Reenk: 1 (FactionHeir)
Abstain: 3 (CountArach, Psychonaut, Greyblades)

Time has expired. Please do not post until I do the writeup.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Everyone met up, with the vast majority agreeing to visit the crypt and remove whatever was there last night, a man In a Joker suit lay still like a vampire waiting for night. His White Eyes opened... and they were unlike those of any mortal man. He rose from the Crypt and laughed maniacally at the foolish Adventurers. Why so serious? he asked. The Evil Druid, Desther Indelayne, approached and cast a curse of Pain upon the Smiling One. YEH HA HAHA HAAHAHAAAAA!!! laughed White_Eyes. Boddyknock Glinckle, the neutral-turned-evil sorcerer, appeared out of thin air behind White_Eyes and cast a spell of Force Lightning. So predictable... why not try something unexpected? smirked the Joker. A Ranger approached, named Bishop. But this was no Holy man, he fired a bolt against White_eyes, and it impaled him through the chest. It's all.... part of the plan... said White Eyes. Valen Shadowbreath approached with a huge spear and tried to stab the foul demon, but White_eyes just stood there and bore the full brunt of the impaling thrust, and then stabbed Valen in the neck and ripped his throat open. Let's put a SMILE on that face... said the demon with the bright, glowing eyes... which were no longer White, but Red with power... Noting that the Evil characters had failed to kill the creature, Aribeth de Tylmarande, the Paladin, stepped forward and unleashed the White Magic spell, Holy. The Joker was hit and knocked to the ground, but stood right back up again, as if possessed by some unholy magic. Aarin Gend snuck up behind White_Eyes and slashed the back of his neck, trying to decapitate him. Khelgar Ironfist, the fighter, swung his mighty axe and hurled it at the Demon with glowing red eyes... and it chopped deep into the Joker's ribcage. White_Eyes lay bleeding on the ground, barely breathing....

Drogan Droganson, the powerful Wizard, cast a spell of Freezing against the Joker, and it encased him in Ice, freezing him solid as well. Then he readied a powerful Orb of Incineration, and fired it directly at the frozen Demon. Sharwyn the Bard would not live to change the tale, as he always did... no, the words of this tale will remain forever unaltered. The blast of Fire shattered into a million pieces the Demon known as White_Eyes... but a burst of purple light and smoke filled the sky. A terrible thunderstorm appeared out of nowhere, and the stars themselves began to fall from the sky.

Suddenly, a Giant wearing a reddish cloak appeared out of thin air, just as the sky began to tear itself apart. "I have been cast out of the Heavens... this reality is about to be destroyed. Who murdered the Last Martyr of Evil? He had the ability to absorb destruction and repay those who dealt it precisely 777,777-fold. The Demon Joker, White_eyes, has been freed from his prison of life, and now in Death, He will make you reap what you have sown. The Cataclysm has begun... there is nothing more I can do... the Demon is now in possession of the universe, and he seeks to deal vengeance upon all of you... I will try to destroy him, but even I don't stand a chance. God of Sevens... where are you? Only you can help me destroy the Demon... but you've abandoned me..."

The Pizza Lord vanished in a brilliant red light, and streaked towards the heavens like a bolt of lightning... then the epic carnage began. The sky turned from darkness to light, and the entire universe began to collapse upon Neverwinter, with stars falling towards the Earth... each of them representing a fallen soul who had been granted Eternal Life... now they were all doomed to die a permanent and everlasting death, and face Oblivion and Nothingness. All the great wizards and kings and warriors of old gathered on top of the hill near Neverwinter, watching the stars fall down... watching the final battle between Good and Evil happen in the sky between the Guardian of Life and the Eye of Death. The Demon appeared to have the upper hand, and brilliant arcs of dark purple energy surrounded the Guardian of Life and began to tear him apart.

Summoning his last bit of energy, The Guardian of Life altered the fundamental nature of the universe, and inverted the laws of reality. All of a sudden, all of the stars in the sky began to lift up and head towards the Eye of Death, getting closer and closer and closer.... However, the sudden reversal of the laws of the universe split the world into a billion pieces, and instantly destroyed all life everywhere. And the collapse of all the stars in the Sky unto the Eye of Death created a vortex of destruction, and the entire universe swirled into it, in one last agonizing spiral of pain and nothingness, until all was silent. The Eye of Death had prevailed and destroyed the entire universe... and since he was a being of Destruction, he became the most powerful Force imaginable... the new God of Everything.

White_Eyes: Joker - Joker Victory

The End.

[Beefy187]

I'm 43 percent sure this is fake ending...

We can't have two joker victories in a row can we?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mwa hah hah hah hah hah.....


Obama sez: Yes we can!

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edit: He was the Joker before... he's still the Joker. You guys lynched him. Game over, according to my notes.

[Beefy187]

Damn it why didn't I vote for Hilary

I would've just to avoid that "Yes we can"

[White_eyes:D]

I won twice

[shlin28]

So... reveal time?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think if the game is over, everyone can reveal, sure.

[shlin28]

I AM DESTHER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My ability is to recruit people to join my cult - I win when my cult outnumbers all others.

Night 1. I recruited CA, the detective! Yay! From CA and other sources, I learned of Greyblades' converting ability, and FH's vigilante role.

Night 2: CA would investigate Greyblades, I would convert FH. But FH failed to obey me like a good minion should

Night 3: I converted RR.

I am such a bad evil mastermind The only thing that I thought I did well in was pretending to be Deekin - I was so surprised that nobody got Deekin's role! Deekin is the most important person in NWN!

[FactionHeir]

I killed:
taka
Sigurd
Warman

[Greyblades]

I hate suicide roles.