Take that Jack county office of the peace lady.
Take that Jack county office of the peace lady.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Would you like to explain?
Enquiring minds are agog with anticipation.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
County is where you meet the most interesting people.![]()
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
I got a speeding ticket a while back for going 92 in a 70 on the road from Ft.Worth to Lubbock (also known as the moon) I payed the ticket and proceeded to do and send in my DD. Flash to yesterday. I get pulled over for speeding (trend?) The cop runs my license and says there is a warrant for my arrest. To which I reply Bull****. I get taken in screaming to high hell that Im squared away and etc. etc. So the cop does a favor and calls the county, turns out a clerical error was responsible for this whole mess (The judges secretary failed to file it properly causing another secretary to send out the warrant when the computer said I was unpaid)
I got really lucky to. I have a beautiful face.
Moral: Call and make sure your squared away.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Had a friend who was pulled over. Said he had a warrant, went to jail…a weekend too…hundreds of miles from home, in another state…
Monday comes around and guess what. There was a warrant. But a different SSN!
Moral of the story, if your name is Johnson, change it!
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Education: that which reveals to the wise,
and conceals from the stupid,
the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain
Fixed. Remember, the nailhead that sticks out is the one that getsMoral:Call and make sure your squared awayStop speeding.. Be calm, polite and don't resist even if the cop is being a jerk. That way you have the legal ammunition you need in a false arrest lawsuit.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
Last week they called out several SWAT teams to raid a fraternity at my college.
Once a woman cop came to my dorm and talked about, among other things, how ten some years ago a bunch of cops and state troopers almost shot their way out of the middle of a student riot against dry campus rules, because they were surrounded and students were rambunctious. Of course, getting a black eye fighting with students is simply not acceptable when you can shoot them.
Anyways, way to go Strike! Are radar detectors legal in Texas?
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Woops, I meant, civilian gadgets to detect cop's radar guns, like this.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
The only place they're not legal is the state of Virginia. How they know it's not a GPS until they actually pull you over, is beyond me...
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.
"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
Strike for the South
If you drive naked and cover your rims with tin foil radar can't detect you. This only applies to cars, not motorcycles.
I spent about 15 minutes in county once when I was 17, it was terrifying, particularly when they marched me in with my blanket and a big Indian fella, in not so many words, explained that I had a mouth that would fit not one but two special items simeltaniously. The parents really came through on that day.
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
The fuzzbuster-buster, of course. Picks up leakage from the radar detector's oscillator. Not much use these days, but they will still confiscate if they find one plugged in when they pull you over. Unconstitutional, if you ask me, if they are going to irradiate me I have the right to know about it.
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
From The fuzzbuster-buster
This form of "electronic warfare" cuts both ways and since detector-detectors use a similar superheterodyne receiver, many early "stealth" radar detectors are equipped with a radar-detector-detector-detector circuit
What the cops need now is a radar-detector-detector-detector-detector circuit!
In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
Good man, Strike.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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