If you drive naked and cover your rims with tin foil radar can't detect you. This only applies to cars, not motorcycles.

I spent about 15 minutes in county once when I was 17, it was terrifying, particularly when they marched me in with my blanket and a big Indian fella, in not so many words, explained that I had a mouth that would fit not one but two special items simeltaniously. The parents really came through on that day.