Most Epic Bad Music Video EVAR

[Lemur]

The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things: The nominations are over, and now we must choose the worst music video of all time in the history of human history. Ever.

Important: I decided to make the poll allow multiple votes, so pick three or four favorites. If it gets too messy we can have an elimination round later.

The nominees, in band name alphabetical order:

B4-4, Get Down
Blazin Squad, Crossroads
Fast Food Rockers, Fast Food Song
Jan Terri, Losing You
Jefferson Starship, No Way Out
La tigresa del oriente, Un nuevo amanecer
Ohjaaja, I Wanna Love You Tender
Power Station, Get It On (Bang A Gong)
Prabhu Deva Sundaram, Kalluri Vaanil
Speak the Hungarian Rapper, Stop the War
Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby
Wendy Sulca, Mi vida no vale nada

-edit-

A little guidance: We're looking for complete and total badness. If the song is good but the video's bad, don't vote for it. If the video's okay but the song is junk, again, leave it be. We need bad music, bad video, bad everything. Only the worst of the worst. There can be ONLY ONE!

[Thermal]

They were hilarious

[Lemur]

I'm starting to regret not voting for The Fast Food Song. That's a worthy entry.

[Hooahguy]

they all stink.

[Monk]

Stop. Collaborate and listen.

[pevergreen]

Ice is back with my brand new invention? Something, grabs a hold of me tightly.

Yo, lets get out of here. Word to your mother. Ice ice baby too cold, too cold!

[Lemur]

La tigresa appears to be pulling away from the pack. And her I put my office pool money on Jan Terri ...

[||Lz3||]

I'm glad that I opened your eyes to the true video junk.

[Hooahguy]

Stop. Collaborate and listen.

but they are all so horrible....

[Legosoldier]

The La Tigresa is probably the worst music video EVAR...

[Reverend Joe]

Dude, there was no contest when you included "La Tigresa del Oriente." It looks like a really bad joke.

[seireikhaan]

Dude, there was no contest when you included "La Tigresa del Oriente." It looks like a really bad joke.

Well...

If someone had found the name of that bizarre Japanese music vic that Ares linked to in the nomination thread, I think it would have won hands down.

[Ibrahim]

they all stink.

amen. they all are, but I say Vanilla Ice is just painful.

[drone]

amen. they all are, but I say Vanilla Ice is just painful.

He stole half of that song from David Bowie, so it can't be that bad!

[Ibrahim]

He stole half of that song from David Bowie, so it can't be that bad!

that's only part of the problem man.. he's just..painful.

[drone]

that's only part of the problem man.. he's just..painful.

But he makes gems like this possible.

[Ibrahim]

But he makes gems like this possible.

Jim Carrey at his best: turning the painful into funny.

[Thermal]

2 votes for fast food rockers!? If any of you bothered to look at that video i assure you that it would be high on votes, unless your all senile and think its competent! I demand a retrial!poll!

[Emperor of Graal]

OMG!!
That fast food rockers is absolutely mental!

[Ibrahim]

2 votes for fast food rockers!? If any of you bothered to look at that video i assure you that it would be high on votes, unless your all senile and think its competent! I demand a retrial!poll!

It sucks s*** granted. but its not painful to me. vanilla ice in any form is (unless its Jim carrey spoofing him)

[||Lz3||]

Well...

If someone had found the name of that bizarre Japanese music vic that Ares linked to in the nomination thread, I think it would have won hands down.

Amen... that was the most the most bizarre video I've ever seen. Well it's Japanese what did you expect?

[pevergreen]

Ice Ice Baby is a bad song...but its also so good! I have it on repeat and those dance moves...wow.

[Lemur]

Would it be premature to declare La Tigresa Del Oriente the winner? 'Cause I don't see how any of the other bad artists can hope to catch up.

[KukriKhan]

Would it be premature to declare La Tigresa Del Oriente the winner? 'Cause I don't see how any of the other bad artists can hope to catch up.

I think it got voted cuz the fellas don't understand the words. They just see the pitiable old woman trying to be a tiger, and her grand-daughters/damcers trying hard to spice things up on gramma's behalf.

Truth is: "Losing You", is the worst product. Bad talent. Bad concept. Bad execution. Just bad all 'round. In my opinion.

And I'm sorry, "Fast Food..." is excellent parody.

-edit-
But I bow to the will of the voters. La Tigresa by 2:1, at least.

[Major Robert Dump]

I've never heard of most of those, let alone seen the video. then again, I don't watch TV. why isn't Beat It in there?

PS I'm watching them now

[||Lz3||]

If you want... I can translate la tigresa's song

[Thermal]

Truth is: "Losing You", is the worst product. Bad talent. Bad concept. Bad execution. Just bad all 'round. In my opinion.

I agree, worst voice, terrible head turning vid, i don't see how a few petite dancers with bad voices manged to get so many votes its funny but not IMHO a disaster

[Quietus]

Speak, the Hungarian Rapper's too funny to put down as the worst .

I'm pretty sure he watched too much "I'll Be Missing You". Peace/Protest song and he conjures gangster rappers....