Funny stuff kids say, do, or write!!!

**Lemur** · 02-12-2009, 22:24

My children are sexual perverts. Recently, at bath time, my naked five-year-old son ran up to me, slapping his hindquarters. "Da-da, it feels good when I do this," he yelled, spanking for all he was worth.

Around the same time, my little two-year-old girl got a really bad diaper rash. She was red and hurting all around her crotch, poor thing. Even her lady bits were bad off, so I smeared A&D ointment pretty much everywhere. She was grabbing her groin. "Does your place hurt?" I asked. She nodded. "Place hurts!" I let her know I understood. "This cream will help you feel better."

The next night, "Da-da. place hurts!" I take down her diaper and her lady bits are just fine. No irritation. I gave her some A&D anyway, just to be safe.

Next night. "Da-da, place hurts!" Now I know I'm being played. She just likes the feeling of the cream going on her privates.

So now every night the little lemur girl lies to me and claims to have a diaper rash. But at least my little lemur boy has stopped spanking himself. That's some comfort.

**drone** · 02-12-2009, 22:49

Originally Posted by Lemur

Next night. "Da-da, place hurts!" Now I know I'm being played. She just likes the feeling of the cream going on her privates.

That is wrong on so many levels. You might have to purchase your shotgun sooner than you think.

**Vladimir** · 02-13-2009, 21:03

Originally Posted by Lemur

My children are sexual perverts. Recently, at bath time, my naked five-year-old son ran up to me, slapping his hindquarters. "Da-da, it feels good when I do this," he yelled, spanking for all he was worth.

That's hilarious!