The Settlement [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Reposted with permission: The Communist and The Serf

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Comrade CountArach:
How long before "The Settlement" thread ends up in the backroom?

askthepizzaguy:
I am not sure.

CountArach:
I'm just saying stuff I believe :/

askthepizzaguy:
I'm one of those rare "work ethic" mud peasants. I am a snivelling, grovelling, sycophantic, spineless coward who loves being a slave. I felt they needed a representative voice.

CountArach:
Betrayer of the revolution. *shakes head*

askthepizzaguy:
Meh. My master suits me well. He has unusually clean feet.

CountArach:
ahhh, what about his backside? Clean from all teh kissing i presume?

askthepizzaguy:
Dare I presume to kiss his divine bottom? I dare not. I must be invited.

CountArach:
bah! You are a free and equal human!

askthepizzaguy:
equal to what?

CountArach:
you can kiss whomsoever's haselnut you wish whenever it conveniences you; other humans, your master.

askthepizzaguy:
lol silly CountArach, freedom is for liberals. I'm a serf. I owe everything to my Lord and master. It's tradition.

CountArach:
He owes you everything he has in this world! You do the work and he grows rich off the exploitation of your labour!

askthepizzaguy:
Mmm... and doesn't it feel nice to do something beneficial to someone else? Gives me that happy feeling inside

CountArach:
And you may do so. work towards the greater good of humanity! Of your family! Of your comrades! Arise! Arise!

askthepizzaguy:
I'm afraid I don't have a family

CountArach:
So now you are sexually repressed as well?

askthepizzaguy:
the Masters decided my wife was attractive, and they took her.

CountArach:
oh the things Capitalism has stolen from you!

askthepizzaguy:
She lives in a much nicer place now, in the castle. Far better than I could ever provide. Pity I was born a man, or I'd wish to be part of Reenk Roink's harem as well.

CountArach:
...."Pity I was born a man"

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