Got the go-ahead from the host. Here it is:

Quote Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
Hello Askthepizzaguy, thanks for playing Now that you are dead, here is your real role.

The steaming, piping hot slice of justice; I shall deliver upon thee like a delivery person of some sort, carrying pizza. Like some sort of pizza guy.

Askthepizzaguy, regarding himself
You are the Zombie Lord

Background:

You love being dead. Death is the most wonderful feeling... you never have to be questioned or accused of being scum. It is that which cleanses the body of sin, and the mind of shame or fear. Once dead, you are unstoppable. You pray to the Dark God Vode, and he has given you powers beyond those of all other mortal men. Once dead, it is your mission to convert all the other dead people to the side of Vode. If you manage to convert a dead God, then you will have enslaved a God as the property of Vode, binding him in the chains of servitude. You will also begin feeding upon the innocent, because their blood and flesh gives you strength.

Your side mission is to destroy the Tax Collector, because any who give their money to the Tax Collector end up without any money to tithe to the Temple of Vode, which funds the armies of Vode among the living.

Battle Rating:

Infinite – As you are already dead, nothing can destroy you in a duel. However, if a priest of Kefy, the Earth Goddess, casts a spell of banishment, you will be banished forever.

Victory Conditions:

Destroy the Tax collector
Destroy all the settlers (usurper victory)

or

Destroy any living God and convert them to serve Vode. (Vode victory)
I was pro-town until you lynched me. Is it any wonder I wanted to die?