I took a shower to wash the stink of failure off of me.

I apologize, everyone. Especially to Yoyoma, who I honestly thought had a shot at being a mafioso. I asked people for their advice on who else to vote for, and I didn't get diddley squat. I saw people lurking, people abstained, and the dead aren't even talking that much. I'd ask you guys to throw me a bone, but I know it will fall on deaf ears, like my repeated requests for tallies and tally rechecks.

When I wake up, I'll give thread a fresh look.