My goodness! I have been told have by someone on the internets!

Surely, never have I suffered so terribly as I do now! Never have I had such great cause to lament! This month - nay, this whole year shall be a bitter memory of pain and depression!

For it has been revealed unto my dull eyes that any attempt at a modicum of decency or politeness is but a thin charade to cover my overwhelming failure of a life! How I tremble before such penetrating wisdom! It is like gazing upon the sun itself - I am blinded by the eloquent arguments, the calmly ordered but elegant prose that tears all that I am a-sunder!

Truly, I am but a shell of a man, exposed to all the world now. Are you now happy, sir?!



Crazed Rabbit