Mafia FAQ and synopsis of previous games

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay, it's time to form a new group:

The Committee Council Commission for the Chamber Of Consultants who represent the Task Force of the Agency Board Division for the Office Of Appointment of the Service Department of the Tribunal Bureau for the Confederation of Ineffective and Failed Townies Association Alliance Affiliation Partnership Anonymous.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

or CCCCOCTFABDOOASDTBCIFTAAAPA for short.

We will hold meetings down at Pizzaguy's corner, to discuss just how lame we are at being townies, and plot to destroy the mafia together using uber uber oober umlaut uber super secret townie strategies which everyone can read, except the mafia, unless they promise to never use the knowledge of our strategies against us, unless they really really want to, don't hurt me mister mafia murderer man with the beating and the stabbing and the piano wire and the brass knuckles and the sleeping with the fishes and the cement shoes and the ow ow ow it hurts me.

As the founding member of the Failed Townie Association (commission committee thingy), I hereby invite Beefy to join in the commiseration, as well as all failed townies who wish to anonymously sob uncontrollably over their many, many defeats at the hands of the Big Meanies, the Mafia mafioso-so-si-soes.


edit: I opened up the first meeting of the Failed Townie Association. It should be "interesting" reading.... just go ahead and say "aye" to indicate you're present and ready for duty, and also, make up a ridiculous fake title for yourself.

Here's a link to the Failed Townie Association.