Pizzaguy's Corner

[Whacker]

Empire sucks, so did M2TW, it's been a sharp downhill slide/fall/train wreck since then. CA fanboyism belongs in the ETW subforum. This thraed is for the worship, glory, and approbation of all things Pizza. Your compliance is both mandatory and appreciated.

[Yoyoma1910]

So...


How's the corner?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pretty lonely at the moment. What's up with you, Yoyoma?

[Yoyoma1910]

Making maps.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Diana Abnoba is looking for a signature line, and also quotes.

I wonder if you guys can help me come up with stuff for her.



Edit: Does this all fit on the page? My signature images?

[Yoyoma1910]

hahahah.


My monitor went out around the same time as my graphics card.


I'm using my backup 15"... nothing fits on my screen.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Do you like the King of Hearts card? I think, given my suicidal performance in Chicago, Godfather, Prometheus, Settlement, Medieval Mafia, Jubal's Mafia, and now the Fight for Inishmore, I have earned a rep for being careless with my life. I think it resulted in more positives than negatives, too.

Anything to make sure that my play style isn't boring, quite frankly. Reenk Roink amazes me, and I wanted to be known for "pizzaish" behavior. Reenk is Reenk, Pizza is Pizza.

[Yoyoma1910]

Digging it, man.



I'll see if I can help Diana with a sig. Just give me some background to work with.



Anyway, I'm out for the night. Later.

[Csargo]

I have come to worship the pizza. I bow before thee.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're always welcome here, Ichigo.

I hope you are feeling up to joining one of my games soon.

[Diana Abnoba]

Hello guys! Just checking in.

[Beefy187]

Nice sigs Diana

[Diana Abnoba]

Thanks Beefy, By the way I really do like yours also.

[ULC]

I decided, at some point (must be stupidity induced by euphoria), that I'd make my 2000 post, in here, this thread, of all places.

I contemplated for quite sometime (this is within what is "quite sometime" within my head - for many of you, this is not very long at all) as to etch into history on this momentous occiasion for myself. However, I am unable to think of anything and have thus wasted what might have been an incredible post at any other given time of deep, reverberating, intelligent thought.

Instead, I have created this waste of space, which is, under many circumstances, considered spam. However, du to the nature of the post, poster, and thread in which it was made, the ingredients necessary for spam are not present, thus negating me spamming at all.

I have, in light of this dilemma, created a new phrase to accomadting what would normally be spamming in an area that lacks said ingredients to do so.

ATPGing, or Pizzaguying

As we know, spam is created from a mishmash of ingredients no sane person would eat or tolerate where they to be separated and taken individualy. Thus, what happens when you take one ingredient post, one ingredient sensless post, and a ton of toppings that rightfull belong on a pizza and put them in a blender, with the lid off, on puree?

Either a gory mess or a frankenstein parody of the gingerbreadman - the Pizzaguy. Utterly useless in conception, completely redundant in use, distrubingly tasty, oddly well constructed, inherently faulty in creation, the Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying has surpassed spam in lack of purpose but has it exceed it where spam has always fallen short.

No, not substance, nor reduncy. No, Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying is monumental in exquisite construction and taste. And no, not in actual taste, for one does not eat Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying, for it is an idea, not an actual thig to eat - if it was, it would border on cannabilism for a select few people (although it might be argued that meatlovers pizza's are different enough from veggie pizzas to allow for some discrepency).

But rather in the artful, luxurious sense of being absolutely beautiful and stunning while at the same time being only ephermically helpful. Many Pizzaguy, to pizzaguy, pizzaguying's are extremely long, and are in general filled with either dark, sardonic accusations or stuffed with light hearted humor (depends on how you like your crust).

So thus, I congratulate you, sir ATPG, on developing and continuing to refine your Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, Pizzaguying skills. The world would try to be a lot less articulate without you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

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[Askthepizzaguy]

The Committee Council Commission for the Chamber Of Consultants who represent the Task Force of the Agency Board Division for the Office Of Appointment of the Service Department of the Tribunal Bureau for the Confederation of Ineffective and Failed Townies Association Alliance Affiliation Partnership Anonymous.

Or FTAA for short. It's spelled just how it sounds: "f'taaah". Say it; it's fun to say. "f'taaah!"

Greetings, fellow failed townie committee peoples. I hereby smash the smiley gavel and bring to order the first meeting of the commiseration of townie failures. We will hold meetings here at Pizzaguy's corner, because it makes no sense to spam all kinds of new threads when I'm not doing a whole lot with my own. So far, all the committee members are attending. Grand Magistrate of the "Reading of Last Week's Minutes" Committee, would you please read off the minutes from last week's meeting? Oh wait, I'm the Grand Magistrate. Okay let me find the minutes from last week's meeting.... let's see... where did I put.... ok here it is:

"twelve".

There, that's how many minutes it took. Although I can't find any other records from last week's meeting because we didn't have a meeting last week. Committee Council Commission Chairman, would you please open the floor to discuss why we didn't have a meeting last week? Oh yeah, we didn't form the Committee Council Commission until just a few minutes ago. Grand Admiral for the association of amalgamated administrators for the task force of reading the attendance list, would you please take attendance? *puts on a different hat* Yes, Committee Council Commission Chairman, I will do so. All who are present say "aye". *takes off the hat and sits in a vacant seat* "Aye" *puts the hat back on and stands at the podium*

Okay, so Councilman Pizzaguy is present. All members are accounted for, Committee Council Commission Chairman. Shall we sing the official song of the The Committee Council Commission for the Chamber Of Consultants who represent the Task Force of the Agency Board Division for the Office Of Appointment of the Service Department of the Tribunal Bureau for the Confederation of Ineffective and Failed Townies Association Alliance Affiliation Partnership Anonymous?

*sits down in a vacant chair in the front row*

I don't have one prepared, so I will just make one up on the spot. *ahem*

"The Official Song of the committee council yada yada yada...."

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

We always fight for gloooo-oooory
and we always fight for truuuuu-uuuuth
and we always lynch poor Beefy because
his beefsteaks are just too goooo-oood.

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeeee
always fight for juuuu-uuustice
and we always fight in vain
and we always lynch poor Pizzaguy cause
he's such an annoying pain.

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always fight for gameroom town
and we always praise the good workers
and we always lynch poor Lord Winter
because we always kill lurkers.

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always fight for the lower classes
and we always lynch the bourgeois
and we always lynch poor Boudica
because she's always mafia.

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always fight for the little guys
and we lynch Seamus Fermanagh
and we always take down all the shifty green guys
who call themselves the "mods".

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always fight confuuu-uuusion
and we won't be misunderstood
There's only one ATPG so lynch
Alexander the Pretty Good.

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always fight for the innocent
even when it's an all-out mafia brawl
and we always lynch poor Silver Rusher
For eating a spicy meat-a-ball.

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always always fight the wiseguys
with much cunning and dishonesty
and we always lynch Sasaki Kojiro
because he's always so very guilty.

*takes deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always fight for townie-ness
and we always avoid the WOG
and we don't allow for suicides
and we lynch Ichigo for not talk...ing.

*takes a very, very deep breath*

Weeeeeeeee
always fight for spammy posts
and we always let spam win!
And we always kill Ares with those sevens
cause he's bright and spammy and full of... glim... mer.

*takes a ridiculously deep breath*

All right, that's enough, councilman. This is starting to freak me out. When do you suppose we will get more members, Grand Admiral for the... attendance thingy? Hello? Ok apparently the Grand Admiral is passed out in his official senior committee member chair. Well, I am sure more members will show up soon.






*sound of crickets chirping*

*sound of wolf howling in the distance*

*sound of a pin dropping*

*sound of a paramecium farting*

That's fine! No, that's just fine! I'll run this committee and all 127 senior membership positions by myself! You don't think I can do it? Huh? Huh? I think you've forgotten just how crazy I am!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Meeting adjourned.

[Caius]

I am Caius the German, notable Senator in the Council of the People, expelled after speaking like a true senator, living in Central Gallia, thinking about Capitalism.

That's my new title for teh Failed Townie Association.

[Askthepizzaguy]

We will have our meetings here because social groups don't notify you when someone posts a message.

But I formed a social group for failed townies anyway.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

What type of Pizza do you like ?

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Committee Commission Chairman does not recognize the noble Warman8888_888_88888888888 at this time.

*throws an entire cake made out of warmans (8 of them, to be precise) directly at antiwarmancake.

In order to be recognized, you must say "aye" or make up a funny sounding title for yourself. For example, the chairman of the "Commission for the Committee of Inquiry into the salty nature of cashews and the mysteriousness of milk, and also, funny hats, association."

[Beefy187]

I, sir Beefy of Beefdom proudly will proudly present him self to you. I am the master of unintentional WIFOM and false logic, being awarded with the honorable title / nickname "The food for the party".

While I do not enjoy it, I often end up being lynched, hanged and burned for the beefsteak I produce when being lynched.

I offer my service in the FTAA to improve my self to a better being and hopefully promote my self from beef steak to Beef Steak with mashroom sauce.

I bow to the founder

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't forget to join the social group, Master Beefy.

[Thermal]

Don't forget to join the social group, Master Beefy.

Don't forget to add my rhyme master Pizza

[Diana Abnoba]

May I join also, well I've only played 1 game so far and was mafia. I can be your host and make sure we have plenty of snacks for the meetings. I will make sure to have milk, cashews, pizza of all types cut into small slices, and the barbecue going for the beef...oooh I mean fresh grass for beefy.
(just kidding beefy).

[Askthepizzaguy]

Come one, come all, members of the Settlement Game, to the Failed Townies Anonymous Association. Membership is very, very secret. So secret that it's actually public knowledge, which is more like the reverse of "secret". But that's just to throw them off and make them THINK they know who is part of the FTAA. Little do they realize they actually had the correct information all along. Is this Wine In Front Of Me? There's only one way to find out: I'll drink the wine I poured. THIS is how committed I am to secrecy.


*falls over dead*

[Diana Abnoba]

Nooooo we can't lose the founder! I'm a nurse I will save him. 1mg epi stat, and hand me the paddles, charging...ready...clear...shock...check for pulse...none...clear...shock...check for pulse...none...clear...shock...

[Askthepizzaguy]

You don't need the drugs, but I did enjoy the paddling.

[Askthepizzaguy]

There is a link in my signature line, don't miss it! Not sure what a mafia game is? It's something very, very fun. Please don't hesitate to ask me a question! Click on the big fat blue title of the game, and it should take you directly to the sign-up sheet.

[Beefy187]

May I join also, well I've only played 1 game so far and was mafia. I can be your host and make sure we have plenty of snacks for the meetings. I will make sure to have milk, cashews, pizza of all types cut into small slices, and the barbecue going for the beef...oooh I mean fresh grass for beefy.
(just kidding beefy).

Vegie for beefy Vegie for beefy!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Workbench, nothing to see here.