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    Quote Originally Posted by Phalanx300 View Post
    And what makes you think that?
    who said I did? I said possible.

    considering the common practice of pedastry in Greece in this period, what makes the spartans any different?
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    lol good ones. though you could have maxed out the vegetation settings on the second one :P
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    Perhaps his pc can't handle maxed out settings?

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    Gotta love those paper trees
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun View Post
    Perhaps his pc can't handle maxed out settings?
    Tee Heee



    Actually, that was taken from my laptop

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    Using Cutewolf's screenshot I spot some cowardice on his general!!! Maybe he smoke fewer weeds than usual?




    And the response to his Pikachu endings of his AAR...

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    Last edited by Fluvius Camillus; 01-02-2010 at 23:13.
    Quote Originally Posted by Equilibrius
    Oh my god, i think that is the first time in human history that someone cares to explain an acronym that people expect everybody to know in advance.
    I lived for three years not knowing what AAR is.

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    Shouldn't it be titled "RTW error" - couldn't find realism.txt?

    Good stuff nonetheless.
    Last edited by DaciaJC; 01-02-2010 at 20:41.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frontline1944 View Post
    Shouldn't it be titled "RTW error" - couldn't find realism.txt?

    Good stuff nonetheless.
    Europa Barbarorum was unable to find the realism file, now that's missing it resolves to it's former state automatically

    Got me on the spelling though, one sec

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    Quote Originally Posted by Equilibrius
    Oh my god, i think that is the first time in human history that someone cares to explain an acronym that people expect everybody to know in advance.
    I lived for three years not knowing what AAR is.

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    Ah, I see. I interpreted it in a different manner. Good work!
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    Actually he take part of the fight, but slashing all the Romaioi Barbaroi made him tired, so what's wrong with rest up a bit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chenkai11 View Post
    Poor RTW, always get criticism.
    Haha lol

    Well actually I liked the game a lot (before I knew of EB, it was a sort of stepping stone). And I still like it though, I am "raising" my little brother with it, before I introduce him to EB

    But there just had to be a demotivator including arcani ninja's

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    Last edited by Fluvius Camillus; 01-04-2010 at 10:49.
    Quote Originally Posted by Equilibrius
    Oh my god, i think that is the first time in human history that someone cares to explain an acronym that people expect everybody to know in advance.
    I lived for three years not knowing what AAR is.

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    Last edited by chenkai11; 01-05-2010 at 04:32.
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    LOL!!!


    especially at the first one!


    I'm fairly sure horses actually were worth more than people most of the time...or maybe that was th eMiddle Ages...heh.
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    Hi all, i have been reading and seeing the demots, and i find them hilarious, so, i wanted to contribute to some of those laughs so i made my firsts demots here, hope you like it,

    (btw i had to use the image on the EB site cause i still haven't gotten in a fight with hannibal)




    i feel that this needed more wit, if you can think of anything better, please post it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    finally someone else!

    hey did you see the star wars robot chickens? hilarious!!!
    I am too, a son of star wars, and yes i saw Robot Chicken while i was in the US, we should make a group, the sons of star wars on a completely unrelated forum, lol
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    hey, i made three new ones, hope you like them and post some more!







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    Your demotivators contain much more Roman than is healthy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullheadhq View Post
    Your demotivators contain much more Roman than is healthy...
    im in the roman campaign and please don't start with the romaioknonon, first of all, i like rome, i find it's the best position to start, since you're in the middle of the map you can expand wherever you want, second, rome kicked everyone's butt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullheadhq View Post
    Your demotivators contain much more Roman than is healthy...
    I personaly liked them alot- some of the best demotivators since a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HunGeneral View Post
    I personaly liked them alot- some of the best demotivators since a while.
    amen.
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    The "Douche" one made laugh quite heartily. Nice work!
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    Nicely done!

    This thread was becoming a little silent, nice to have some good laughs in this thread once again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Equilibrius
    Oh my god, i think that is the first time in human history that someone cares to explain an acronym that people expect everybody to know in advance.
    I lived for three years not knowing what AAR is.

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    Ave Romanvs! Roma Victrix

    Yeah!!! Another Roman Posters!!!
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    less funny, but also less offending for your tender souls:


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