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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    Soory Ludens... I hope you don't get mad because I quoting you....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    Soory Ludens... I hope you don't get mad because I quoting you....

    I lol'd
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    Thread stays closed, though .



    Edit: on second thought, could you add quotation marks? Now it is unclear whether I asked the question, or am the answer.
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    i dont understand it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    i dont understand it?
    Cretans had a rep for raping and pillaging, Spartans tended to have possible homosexual relations with young boys in the Agoge, and the Voinu ..well... I think you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibrahim View Post
    Cretans had a rep for raping and pillaging, Spartans tended to have possible homosexual relations with young boys in the Agoge, and the Voinu ..well... I think you know.
    the spartans and barbarians i understood, it was the cretans that was weird. i still dont understand why they are singled out; just about everyone did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludens View Post
    on second thought, could you add quotation marks? Now it is unclear whether I asked the question, or am the answer.
    What quotation mark? It was certain I'm quoting you..... soory for my bad english...

    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    the spartans and barbarians i understood, it was the cretans that was weird. i still dont understand why they are singled out; just about everyone did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    Soory Ludens... I hope you don't get mad because I quoting you....


    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ...... I know why Ludens point out that you should get quotation merks.... as your sentence suggest that Ludens are the one who doing rape, pederasty, and cannibalism.... ambigous sentence... oh
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    Only one remark it should be Worgozez instead of Voinu. But you'd better stop these topic, coz I feel it could repeat the destiny of that the idea was from.



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    lol , classic

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    Nice :) Keep them coming, keep the most awesome thread in EB alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn MacCumhail View Post

    Only one remark it should be Worgozez instead of Voinu. But you'd better stop these topic, coz I feel it could repeat the destiny of that the idea was from.
    No, according to Herodotos the Slavs (Voinu) ate human flesh, not the Germans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus View Post
    No, according to Herodotos the Slavs (Voinu) ate human flesh, not the Germans.
    Do you know off the top of your head if Herodotos originally wrote that or if that was written in by the help of others many centuries later?
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    No, it's EB-knowledge for my part.

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    Therefore it's correct. What reason and argument clases have you been taking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by antisocialmunky View Post
    Therefore it's correct. What reason and argument clases have you been taking?
    Are you questioning the EB-team? You have cojones, man.

    FYI, I have never been taking any classes on reason or argument.

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    No, I was joining you on your tanger of EB = Right.
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    Taken from my lastest Sweboz Campaign.... Shieldwalled Duguntiz are nearly Impregnable by anything, once they got silver chevs.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
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    And You won't believe with This.......



    If it was AS, or Ptolies, or Romans as usual, I won't take it seriously... But......
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    ok cuteWolf, beware of their horse archers once they reach you... it might get bloody hell then! And the shield wall is neat picture as well! are you playing on vanilla exe or on bi?
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    Pontos didn't have factional HA, but they could train Scythians and Sarmatians... maybe I should start pumping out more Medikinkas for preparation...

    I Play on BI of course, and I play this campaign to getting nice sweboz screenies... but apparently that pontos grows too much.....

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    Sorry, I couldn't be bothered to crop out the cursor and black borders.
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    3x for this, this, and this

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    Hi guys,

    reading this thread with many smiles and sometimes also some headache, I wanted to save all the good work that has done here before the images vanquish.

    I've collected all existing demotivators (up to 22.12.2009).

    Note that this is to 100% not my work, all copyrights belongs to the creators!

    Btw: If anyone does not want to have his included I'll get that out and update the file.

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    Wow, great idea XSamatan.

    I must say i'm really impressed with the work your doing on this forum, helping every soul that has a technical problem with the game, and overall you are really making this forum a better place.

    Don't remember anyone doing this before
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    Then let me say you have an awful memory.

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    Thanks for that, but if you see the Bug section you can comprehend what Praetor says, right?

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    Well of course i know about that. But Bovi is a team member isn't he?

    That's all what i ment. I can't think of myself to spend my free time always being on the help an tech support forums, if i were not a member of the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibrahim View Post
    Spartans tended to have possible homosexual relations with young boys in the Agoge
    And what makes you think that?

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    There are a lot of articles you can find on the web that mention greek homosexuality, and in specific, pederasty. It seems to have been a fairly common practice. Look it up, if you want to find out more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus View Post
    Are you questioning the EB-team? You have cojones, man.

    FYI, I have never been taking any classes on reason or argument.
    I question anyone when I believe they are incorrect. The EB Team were not in the pantheon last time I checked it, and I am not religious anyway. There are mistakes, or say rather undocumented or scantily documented, elements in EB.

    There has to be by necessity or we could never have anything for the Germans/Swêbóz for example.

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