Well, just got back from the hospital, and everything is all clear, although Iam extremely hungry and a bit dizzy. They did several blood tests (My blood is rather mineral rich, almost black in color), did a cat scan (found no traces of felines ) and my body functions as if I was 10 years younger. The lady who saw me was very thorough.

Speaking of my Doctor, I am tempted to maim myself just to go back and see her. She was a wonderfully petite, young blond with a wonderful sense of humor and a light but reassuring voice that sounded like it belonged to Betty Boop. I didn't ask for her number because I chickened out.

So, any suggestions on which part of my body should start bleeding profusely?