Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
And yes, I confess... I am a secret war-monger, and Geneva and Hague Conventions disregarder, and victim of Bushism, and proponent of killing children.

There. It's out there. The last 35 years of my life have been a lie, a subterfuge, a distraction from my real purpose: world domination, and the extinction of the human race.

For I am Jim, the Antichrist. From California. By day: a mild-mannered civil servant and poster on these boards. By night: Satan. And a part-time grocery-bagger at the Albertson's on Valley Parkway.

You have been warned.
You are a postal worker. None of this comes as a surprise.