My nephew had to come up with a science project and I suggested we work on one studying grasshoppers. Everything was going fine, the little guys were starting to hop around and nearing adulthood. But then I took a trip and came home and these Eastern Blue Bird bastards started picking them off, one by one.
I couldn't bear it any longer, I grabbed my 12 gauge and blew away every squirrel, blue bird, cardinal or child around and our grasshoppers were saved.
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