Hello all...

[Goofball]

Since I've been away for so long perfecting my knowledge of the military arts (with plenty more training still to come, unfortunately) in order to be better able to defend our way of life, I thought I'd just take a moment to reassure all of you that my core beliefs remain unchanged:

1) teh handguns r bad
2) allowing gays to form civil partnerships with all of the benefits of marriage is a moral requirement if we are to call ourselves civilized
3) Israel good / Palestine bad
4) I heart socialized medicine
5) Leave Iraq, stay in Afghanistan
6) Intelligent design should stay the eff out of science class
7) The DH rule has made baseball a more exciting game
8) Anything larger than a C cup is wasted flesh
9) Abortion should be legal at any moment up to the end of the first trimester
10) I would have sex with Britney Spears anytime, anywhere, whether she was in her hawt leather outfit phase, or her fat white trash mode.

Thank you all for your attention...

[Louis VI the Fat]

First!!1!


Goofy is alive and well!!



Thank you for covering some four hundred threads in one go. I marvel at your efficiency. One issue remians unresolved though: would you have done Britney during her DD cup years?

[Rhyfelwyr]

I'm not sure what you're saying about point 4, but otherwise... welcome back!

[Whacker]

My dearest Goofwad, welcome back to civilization. Please remember not to urinate or defecate in the potted plants. We welcome your opinions as always, even though by my count you are roughly 30% WRONG.

[Divinus Arma]

Since I've been away for so long perfecting my knowledge of the military arts (with plenty more training still to come, unfortunately) in order to be better able to defend our way of life, I thought I'd just take a moment to reassure all of you that my core beliefs remain unchanged:

1) teh handguns r bad
2) allowing gays to form civil partnerships with all of the benefits of marriage is a moral requirement if we are to call ourselves civilized
3) Israel good / Palestine bad
4) I heart socialized medicine
5) Leave Iraq, stay in Afghanistan
6) Intelligent design should stay the eff out of science class
7) The DH rule has made baseball a more exciting game
8) Anything larger than a C cup is wasted flesh
9) Abortion should be legal at any moment up to the end of the first trimester
10) I would have sex with Britney Spears anytime, anywhere, whether she was in her hawt leather outfit phase, or her fat white trash mode.

Thank you all for your attention...

Since I've been away for so long perfecting my knowledge of chasing tail again (with plenty more training still to come, fortunately) in order to be better able to serve the needs of my libido, I thought I'd just take a moment to reassure all of you that my core beliefs remain unchanged:

1) Booze
2) Booze
3) Booze
4) Booze
5) Booze
6) Booze
7) Booze
8) Booze
9) Booze
10) I am having sex with any female anytime, anywhere, whether she is in her hawt leather outfit phase, or her fat white trash mode.

Thank you all for your attention...

(and yes, to answer your question, I am gladly divorced, hence the reason I almost never frequent the Org anymore. Funny how marriage makes you forget that half of the human population has a vagina.)

[Furunculus]

Funny how marriage makes you forget that half of the human population has a vagina.)

roflmao

[Hooahguy]

i love number 3.

[GeneralHankerchief]

i love number 3.

Of Goofball's or DA's?

[Beskar]

Why is Palestine bad?

[Hooahguy]

Why is Palestine bad?

i was being sarcastic.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

First!!1!


Goofy is alive and well!!



Thank you for covering some four hundred threads in one go. I marvel at your efficiency. One issue remians unresolved though: would you have done Britney during her DD cup years?

Yes, Goof continues to respire!

More interestingly, is the DD cup phase before or after she became top-heavy?

[Husar]

Just so I can follow the discussion, what's DD's cup size again?

Also welcome back Goofball!

[rotorgun]

Just so I can follow the discussion, what's DD's cup size again?

Also welcome back Goofball!

DD is something like udder sized, without the extra pples. I kinda like DD, since I missed out on breast feeding as a child.

Hello Goof', nice to have you among us again.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

DD is something like udder sized, without the extra pples. I kinda like DD, since I missed out on breast feeding as a child.

Hello Goof', nice to have you among us again.

DD is 5 inches greater than the Band Size, so a 28 DD is a 33 inch bust. Not really that big, given that most women are in the 28-36 range. A 36 DD, is largish but you'll see girls with 30 F on the street and think them not that impressive.

[Martok]

Good lord, the nefarious legendary Goofball has returned! Wasn't sure I'd ever live to see the day. Welcome back, sir.

[drone]

Arguing belief #7 would probably result in my banning...

Welcome back, Goofball!

[Beskar]

i was being sarcastic.

I was asking the OP, don't worry Hooahguy.

[LittleGrizzly]

I'm not sure what you're saying about point 4, but otherwise... welcome back!

Imagine a picture of a heart (the cartoon version not a real looking one) instead of the word...

Im unsure about 3 and 10, i don't care about 7 and 8 is just insanity....

Good to see you !

[Fragony]

welcome back

[Husar]

DD is something like udder sized, without the extra pples. I kinda like DD, since I missed out on breast feeding as a child.

Hello Goof', nice to have you among us again.

I was partially breast-fed until I was 3, maybe that's why my fascination with breasts is so limited but I had no idea that DD was so small, I was asking about his cup size though.

[HoreTore]

DD, that's Dolly Duck, right?

I always thought she had an A-cup at best... She looks kinda flat, but maybe that's just her outfit?

[Goofball]

First!!1!


Goofy is alive and well!!



Thank you for covering some four hundred threads in one go. I marvel at your efficiency. One issue remians unresolved though: would you have done Britney during her DD cup years?

Abso-effing-lutely... Britney is my ideal woman forever and always.

DA, it seems that our lives have taken similar courses of late. I'm separated now and have made it my mission of late to make up for lost time. Quite frankly, I've been getting more bum than a toilet seat. HA!

But I highly recommend you stick with my rule: As I was born in 1970, I will have nothing to do with any woman born prior to 1980. It seems to be working out well so far. I find that 25 and 26 year old women are my sweet spot...

[Husar]

DD, that's Dolly Duck, right?

I thought it was Dev Dave...

[Devastatin Dave]

The DH makes baseball exciting? Go yourself, you commie!!! Glad to see you back.