Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
I must ask: why is only the UK prepared!? Why doesn't our ministry of defense have a UFO section? Nor, indeed, a counter-insurgency unit for the impending zombie pandemic?

Are we unwilling to fight back? Have we been lulled to sleep by fifth colomnists?
It's because the British government has recently found out that one of their former colonies has degenerated into a bunch of zombies. Of course we assured them that they are too slow and dim-witted to do any serious harm, but they still feel threatened by the Tasmanians