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    Default Re: Yes, its Zombies for teh win

    With all those zombies in the US and Russia, you'd be expecting those countries to step up to the task.

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    I've been preaching the imminent threat of Zombie Apocalypse for many years now, and it's a good thing that one of the major powers in the world is taking it seriously.
    Shh, don't tell the French, but the major power thing is kind of over for us.

    it can't hurt to have a prepared government.
    Yeah, you say that, but what about the free market? If zombies overrun the world, socialised zombie-defence will be to blame.
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    I for one vote for the defend yourself kind of thing. It will just give me more zombies to kill when darwinism takes it's course...zombie style!
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    It's time for the zombletariat to throw off their shackles and overthrow the ruling classes!

    A dictatorship of the zombletariat is the only sensible choice! Never again will we be exploited and enslaved by the bourgeois!
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    So, just how long has zombie oppression been politically viable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motep View Post
    So, just how long has zombie oppression been politically viable?
    Since the beggining.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooks View Post
    Since the beggining.....

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    Given as collectivism has been exposed as, not so much a busted flush, more like how it left huge clinkers after it'd wiped societies arse, then I'd have to plump for decapitating without a governmet subsidy or quango to account to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
    I sense a viable political debate forming.

    Which is more feasible, and indeed, more ethical? A big government approach to Zombie eradication, or a more libertarian approach of, quite literally, fighting for your own freedom?

    We can call this.. Zombie Socialism vs. the Free Zombie-Eradication Market.

    I, for one, call for a moderate political viewpoint here. It should be up to the government to make sure systems are in place to organize against the Zombies, but citizens should be allowed to arm and prepare themselves for the ABSOLUTE IMMINENT THREAT that the Zombie Apocalypse really is--similarly, Anti-Zombie Militias should be legal.

    One thing the government should get involved in is the distribution of this fantastic book here, which has guided and assisted me in my crusade for years now.

    I've been reading World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, check it out if you haven't already.
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    these fine and well validated books should be serious literature in all nations educational facilities. The zombie threat is unfortunately misunderstood by most people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiahou View Post
    I've been reading World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, check it out if you haven't already.
    Man that was a great book! Best portrayal of a Zombie war EVER! I loved the way it was set up as a series of Interviews. I especially like the fact that the Author actually talked to Goverment officials about what they would do in the event of a zombie war*. Fabulous book, one of the best I read in a long time. Feel like reading it again now......

    *apparently quite a few of them had given the topic a of thought.....
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