Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
Babies have a way of turning fully functioning adults into babbling fools.
Those people are mostly fools to begin with. Give them a cat or a dog and they will drool over that.

'Oh look, Fifi wants you to get up so she can sit in her favourite chair. Yes, she knows we're talking about her. Don't you, Fifi?'



Most of my friends had children before me, some started only recently. I'd say one in five suffered from the babbling syndrome and was quickly ostracised, the others are still as close as ever.