Girl Help Cont.

[LittleGrizzly]

If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems...

Please for the love of god do not talk about 'it' again, I have no interest in hearing about your reproductive organs unless your a hot girl or you have some freaky disease...

[Megas Methuselah]

You're fourteen. Its more like prussian blu-tac, amirite?

Ooooooh, BURN!!! *sizzle*

Let's hear the comeback, PI.

[pevergreen]

Yo mumma so stupid she went to Bangkok to get tie fighter?

Now I've got RC stuck in my head...

[Beefy187]

Stop talking about "it". There is asians around here

[pevergreen]

Don't remind me of the time I had to explain to you what a 'crotch' was.



I love you Beefy!

[Prussian to the Iron]

Stop talking about "it". There is asians around here

oh...that was a bit too much. not that I'm saying I'm on either side of the argument, but some people could be offended.

anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.

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went to the doctors office due to a very sore throat; they still haven't re-stocked on condoms :P

[Strike For The South]

oh...that was a bit too much. not that I'm saying I'm on either side of the argument, but some people could be offended.

anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.

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went to the doctors office due to a very sore throat; they still haven't re-stocked on condoms :P

When I was your age we had to buy condoms in a store!

[Beskar]

At his age, you could have been married.

[Peasant Phill]

anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.

Since when has being kinda sick stopped an athlete. Just suck it up during practice and take good care of yourself otherwise.

Oh and about the condoms (just buy them, pharmacists should be fairly understanding) NEVER keep them in your wallet. They can get holes and rips in them from the friction. And besides you wont be needing them just yet are you.

[Hax]

How old was he again, 14?

I don't carry any either because I do not expect to sleep with someone at my age.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Since when has being kinda sick stopped an athlete. Just suck it up during practice and take good care of yourself otherwise.

Oh and about the condoms (just buy them, pharmacists should be fairly understanding)

1. every time I breathe, speak, r even just swallow excess spit because i dont want to spit on my floor, it burns my throat, and every time i try to gargle with salt water, i go to spit it out and then my uber-swelled tonsils swing forward and it hurts like hell.

2. how am i supposed to get to a pharmacy.....without anyone knowing? its not like my mom is just gonna be like 'ok, ill take you to the pharmacy to get some condoms, which i'll have to pay for, so you can have sex with a grl whos a few months older than you' (my identity was stolen last year by some asshole in washington state[i'm in NC????], so that couple hundred lawn mowing dollars went down to $60. then the stupid bank said i wasn't old enough to have a debit card in the first place, so they just said "Hey! let's take 40 bucks away from this kid and leave him with a wii he wont play with for a year and a a half an $20!!)

and my friend has a HUGE mouth, so if he got his mom or sister to take me (which would be weird as hell) hed probably say something stupid and get me in trouble.

[pevergreen]

You're 14. Isnt it bloody illegal or something?

Regardless theres the issue of...well, how to put it nicely.

Be aware that this isn't just you, its all men to a point.

"Oooh yeah baby, baby yeah.
Mmm thats good baby, just..uhhhh...

"Thats not it!"

"Hmmm...uuggnnhhh."

"Is there a problem?"

"Aint no problem baby"

All the time the guy is thinking "WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING!"

Badly paraphrased from Eddie Murphey.

[Hooahguy]

by the way, sex under the age of 16, at least in GA, is illegal, even if the girl says ok to it.

[drone]

1. every time I breathe, speak, r even just swallow excess spit because i dont want to spit on my floor, it burns my throat, and every time i try to gargle with salt water, i go to spit it out and then my uber-swelled tonsils swing forward and it hurts like hell.

2. how am i supposed to get to a pharmacy.....without anyone knowing? its not like my mom is just gonna be like 'ok, ill take you to the pharmacy to get some condoms, which i'll have to pay for, so you can have sex with a grl whos a few months older than you' (my identity was stolen last year by some asshole in washington state[i'm in NC????], so that couple hundred lawn mowing dollars went down to $60. then the stupid bank said i wasn't old enough to have a debit card in the first place, so they just said "Hey! let's take 40 bucks away from this kid and leave him with a wii he wont play with for a year and a a half an $20!!)

and my friend has a HUGE mouth, so if he got his mom or sister to take me (which would be weird as hell) hed probably say something stupid and get me in trouble.

Kids these days. You have everything you need right here in your own post.

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You have a sore throat. Remedies for sore throats can be found in pharmacies. You are on your own regarding the secretive purchase of the prophylactics inside said store, but the excuse to go there in the first place already exists.

Handy tips:

• Most pharmacies have 2 register locations, one in the front and one in the back.
• Don't buy the humorously named "family pack" of 32, the 3-pack will suffice for now.
• Don't forget the throat medicine.
• Dispose of the receipt properly (i.e. not in a trash bin at home).

*By no means am I condoning underage noogie with this post. But hormones are funny things, and it's always best to remember the Boy Scout motto.

[Prussian to the Iron]

lol, I just now realized that. but we already are loaded up with medicine, so i wouldnt have an excuse.

and in NC, since one is not 4 years older than the other, it is perfectly legal (of course with equal and free consent by both parties)

[Megas Methuselah]

Dispose of the receipt properly (i.e. not in a trash bin at home).

I used to tear up and eat undesireable receipts.

[A Very Super Market]

Quite frankly, I don't think it will happen. Is the girl that open? Whatever you do, don't pop the question yourself.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

You're 14. Isnt it bloody illegal or something?

Regardless theres the issue of...well, how to put it nicely.

Be aware that this isn't just you, its all men to a point.

"Oooh yeah baby, baby yeah.
Mmm thats good baby, just..uhhhh...

"Thats not it!"

"Hmmm...uuggnnhhh."

"Is there a problem?"

"Aint no problem baby"

All the time the guy is thinking "WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING!"

Badly paraphrased from Eddie Murphey.

Or, to put it more bluntly, you don't want to rush into sex because you're probably not going to be great at it first time. So, pinning any kind of relationship on sex at your age isn't a good bet. Also, if you're only after sex you're a bit of an arse.

Quite frankly, I don't think it will happen. Is the girl that open? Whatever you do, don't pop the question yourself.

"Hey Baby, wanna get with 'dis?"

= Epic Fail.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Or, to put it more bluntly, you don't want to rush into sex because you're probably not going to be great at it first time. So, pinning any kind of relationship on sex at your age isn't a good bet. Also, if you're only after sex you're a bit of an arse.

oh, that's not it at all, trust me. I would only ever ask out a girl who I think I could have a good relationship with (or is hot enough that thats what I think even if I don't....think.....it???). The sex thing is mainly just kind of a "Hey, I'm leaving forever next week, we might as well do it now" because i'm moving in june.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

oh, that's not it at all, trust me. I would only ever ask out a girl who I think I could have a good relationship with (or is hot enough that thats what I think even if I don't....think.....it???). The sex thing is mainly just kind of a "Hey, I'm leaving forever next week, we might as well do it now" because i'm moving in june.

Well, if you're moving in nine months or so, I would just enjoy yourselves and maybe not go for sex at all. You're only 14 and you have plenty of time to do that sort of stuff. It sounds like you haven't had a girlfriend yet, so that shouldn't be objective one.

[Prussian to the Iron]

tahts what im gonna do....until like the week we're moving...

odds are nothing'll happen, but isn't it better to be safe than sorry?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

tahts what im gonna do....until like the week we're moving...

odds are nothing'll happen, but isn't it better to be safe than sorry?

It's emotional blackmail, "Hay baby, you know I'm shipping out tomorrow...."

There's a whole generation with American fathers all accross Europe from exactly that line. Either you'll end up having sex or you won't, forcing the issue is pretty slimy.

[Prussian to the Iron]

its not forcing, its just that i wouldn't want to wreck a good relationship until the very last second, when it wouldnt have enough time to get really bad.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

its not forcing, its just that i wouldn't want to wreck a good relationship until the very last second, when it wouldnt have enough time to get really bad.

Deliberately manipulating a girl into having sex with you just before the relationship ends is not cool, at all.

[pevergreen]

Deliberately manipulating a girl into having sex with you just before the relationship ends is not cool, at all.

+ so many its not funny.

I think the point is moot. They're 14/15. She should be smart enough, and even if she isnt, its not gunna happen.

Be nice

[Peasant Phill]

They're 14/15. She should be smart enough

I thought that the terms teenager and smart were virtually mutual exclusive.

Don't put any pressure on the girl when it comes to her first time. They're already a very edgy thing on there own. It'll happen when it happens and you'll only be sorry if you try to act out some fantasy you concocted in your head.

[Hooahguy]

beh. neither of you have reached full puberty, when both of you are at your best.

[Avicenna]

I thought that the terms teenager and smart were virtually mutual exclusive.

Don't put any pressure on the girl when it comes to her first time. They're already a very edgy thing on there own. It'll happen when it happens and you'll only be sorry if you try to act out some fantasy you concocted in your head.

Tell that to Gauss!

[Fragony]

Take your time, if there is any peer-pressure? Tell them to get a life of their own instead of living yours. It's never right to use people, first time is a special occasion you will always lovingly remember it (Or in my case, not so much I laughingly remember it but that's the same thing), young girls being fragile as they are (or absolutely ruthless) it's a bad thing to do.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Take your time, if there is any peer-pressure? Tell them to get a life of their own instead of living yours. It's never right to use people, first time is a special occasion you will always lovingly remember it (Or in my case, not so much I laughingly remember it but that's the same thing), young girls being fragile as they are (or absolutely ruthless) it's a bad thing to do.

I agree with Frag, completely.