Girl Help Cont.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Hey,

This is mainly for people who have read the first 'Girl Help' thread, so here goes.

So, I asked the out the one I already knew, but then she said that she was grounded, but she didn't say yes or no, or when she was gonna be un-grounded. I made the stupid mistake of not asking for her phone number.

So should I ask her again next week or a week after or something? Or did saying 'I'm grounded' mean 'No, but I wanna be nice'?

[Fragony]

No don't ask again. Say something funny like 'you grounded while I am back to earth' or something like that. It's cute to be vulnerable and chicks like to be liked, it's cold shoulder but not the end, it's all a game.

[Prussian to the Iron]

'you grounded while i am back to earth'??? that honestly made no sense to me.

so does that mean that shes not going to say yes?

[Fragony]

'you grounded while i am back to earth'??? that honestly made no sense to me.

so does that mean that shes not going to say yes?

That is called selfconcious humour you Americans are masters at it. Ok listen up it works like this. No, she's (probably) not going to say yes, now she controls you. So you must try to date the other two, to let her know that you might be interested, but there are other options, and she is in fact not in control you are a master of your own situation, confident, and actually have other options. That turns them all green.

[pevergreen]

They're bloody 14/15. What do you want Frag?

That aint gunna work, thats just going to kill his chances with the one he has a shot with (BUUUURRN )

I dinna know if he kinna do it.

[Fragony]

They're bloody 14/15. What do you want Frag?

I know what I wanted at that age, that Darth-Vader helmet that you can stuff with action-dolls, so maybe I should indeed back off.

[LeftEyeNine]

Girl Help Strikes Back.

Hereby I shall honor thee as "the Knights of the Girl Help".

[drone]

That is called selfconcious humour you Americans are masters at it. Ok listen up it works like this. No, she's (probably) not going to say yes, now she controls you. So you must try to date the other two, to let her know that you might be interested, but there are other options, and she is in fact not in control you are a master of your own situation, confident, and actually have other options. That turns them all green.

This. You don't even have to be serious about trying to date one of the others, just let her see you chatting up other girls. If she thinks you are hanging on her every move, especially at this early stage, she will utterly abuse you. Remember rule #1: women are evil.

[pevergreen]

Its quite possible she is, and you have to wait.

Also, do you have this desire to have lots of threads? >_>

See her next time and ask around what time is good for her to do something (insert activity that you plan there) so you can make sure you arent busy.

edit: most important thing is not to rush things. Let her think, unless its going to be bad thoughts. But if she likes you, problem is solvered already.

Rushing a girl at your age isnt good. I did it, it bit me on the arse. Then it came back 4 years later and bit me on the arse again last weekend.

Damn thing.

[Yun Dog]

Hey,

This is mainly for people who have read the first 'Girl Help' thread, so here goes.

So, I asked the out the one I already knew, but then she said that she was grounded, but she didn't say yes or no, or when she was gonna be un-grounded. I made the stupid mistake of not asking for her phone number.

So should I ask her again next week or a week after or something? Or did saying 'I'm grounded' mean 'No, but I wanna be nice'?

rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyoooooooowwwwwwwwww


BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM rrrrsshhhhhhhsshhhs

*sounds of a plane diving and crashing and bursting into flames*



SSSTTTIIIIIIIRRRRRIIIIIKKKE 1

[Aemilius Paulus]

Hmm, a fellow nerd asking even nerdier nerds to solve problems at which nerds are stereotypically rotten at. Boy do I love the irony .

Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...


Well, how old it the girl? Sorry, I read all of the posts on this thread, but I have no idea about the last one.

[Samurai Waki]

I still stand by my original statement. This can be easily solved by having an orgy.

[pevergreen]

Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...

I'm far from that. Not even joking there.

PM me if you want more info. Not PG13.

[Megas Methuselah]

I'm far from that. Not even joking there.

PM me if you want more info. Not PG13.

*reaches for tissue and lube*

[Peasant Phill]

Man, don't be so insecure. (oh wait, you're a teenager, you can't help it)

If you see her again, just ask how her groundationgrounding periodgrounding goes. You'll notice quickly enough if she was lying or not. At the very least you can learn when she alledgedly is free again to go on a date.

You should care less about manipulation. Social skills, that's where it's at.

[Sarmatian]

Hmm, a fellow nerd asking even nerdier nerds to solve problems at which nerds are stereotypically rotten at. Boy do I love the irony .

Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...

Who're you callin' a nerd?! Ha?!

The biggest irony is if you're not a nerd and have to go out with different types of people if you wanna have fun but with whom intelectual debates are somewhat... lacking. Occasionally, there's a glimpse of interest, usually after they see a movie, but if my answer takes more than a couple of seconds it's quickly gone.

Wait, the samurais are guys who conquered China, right?
"Sigh" No, they were a warrior class in feudal Japan who served a particular feuda... Snap, the interest is lost...

Another version:
Wait, the samurais are guys who conquered China, right?
No, they're something like Japanese knights...
Ahh, okay...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

And who the knights were?
Oh, brother...